"Yo, I walked in on your lil bro with his hand down his pants.."
"No problem dude, he was just jerking the chain"
"No problem dude, he was just jerking the chain"
by Jsmacky August 8, 2017
Get the jerking the chainmug. A sexual act in which one defecates into the palm of ones hand to then grip the turd-covered palm around the shaft of the users penis, while violently, yet carefully, keeping the turd safe within the proximity of said penis.
We were having an alright time at the party until Roger got too drunk and started turd jerking Samuel in front of everyone
by Mattimus87 June 14, 2011
Get the Turd Jerkmug. When for any reason, you feel inclined to jack off at work, be it out of boredom, for pleasure, to provide a sperm sample for reproductive purposes or for sperm donation for profit, you are performing what shall hence forth be know as the "work-jerk".
by AKA Humboldt 416E January 18, 2017
Get the Work-Jerkmug. When your going hard in her pussy and right before you cum, she pulls up her pants and you ejaculate on her cameltoe.
I remember the first time I tried camel jerking and she didn't have the money to pay for her dry cleaning.
by Fochit April 29, 2015
Get the Camel jerkingmug. when your jizz acquires superpowers and slowly but surely takes a sharp turn backwards away from the monstrosity you realise you are fucking
by shavakmatalia February 9, 2020
Get the off-jerkmug. “Jerk off!”
A phrase used to challenge someone in a dance battle that consists only of the jerk, a popular dance move originating in the 1960’s
A phrase used to challenge someone in a dance battle that consists only of the jerk, a popular dance move originating in the 1960’s
by FoxenBoxen March 8, 2022
Get the Jerk off!mug. Example 1
Jessica: I saw you with Mark last night, why were you with that loser??
Rebecca: I was giving him a pity jerk
Example 2
Jon: Why did you like Samantha's new pic, you know she's a huge loser right?
Matt: It was a pity jerk man.
Jessica: I saw you with Mark last night, why were you with that loser??
Rebecca: I was giving him a pity jerk
Example 2
Jon: Why did you like Samantha's new pic, you know she's a huge loser right?
Matt: It was a pity jerk man.
by In your mom's DMs August 30, 2019
Get the Pity Jerkmug.