Cage Test

Same as "Screen Test". It's when cops are transporting a suspect/criminal in the back of their cruiser and they slam on the brakes so that the suspect's face slams into the cage that separates the front seats from the back. If the suspect's face doesn't get cut, he passed the cage test, if it does get cut, he fails. Two cops told me about this... True Story. Horrible, but true.

"Hey fellow officer, let's slam on our brakes to see if the guy in the back passes the cage test or not." "Duh, okay. Hahahaha, I bet he won't pass the cage test."

by answersavvy July 2, 2015

Erg test

A term only rowers completely understand. A test on the rowing machine to see how you compare to your teammates? A trip to hell? If you're doing it right, the answer is: both

On the day of the erg test, the rower decided to get run over by a bus.

by ⭐️Board September 17, 2015

penny test

The Penny Test is used to determine the health status of a vagina. Insert penny into slot. If the penny comes out tarnished or discolored, run.

I used The Penny Test on a hooker, and when I pulled the penny out it was tarnished. I put my pants back on and told her to leave.
Vagina Gonorrhea Sexual Health Condoms

by Phil Mick Hock February 8, 2018

Unit Test

A test for 8th grade steam students that usually makes a kid really socially distant. Its a culture. Most people give up studying. The average grade is a D- (passing).

If you get a Unit test and you haven't studied, shit.

Nerd: "Anyone study for the Unit test"
Everyone: "When is that"
Nerd: "Today"
Everyone: "shi-"

by B0SSMAN69 May 19, 2019

sus test

an excuse for doing something sus but wanting to save face by playing it off as testing someone else's sus level

*Grant walks up to use the urinal right next to Davis even though other urinals are available to use, to see if he would switch to a different urinal further away*
Davis : "Grant what are you doing? That is sus"
Grant: "nah man I am giving you the sus test"

by fnoyyecksdee December 26, 2020

Loyalty test

To “check” the loyalty your partner in a relationship, usually in the form of sending someone to flirt or make romantic advances with your significant other to see if they would reject/ignore them (pass the loyalty test) or flirt back (fail the loyalty test)

My boyfriend is acting very suspicious lately, I’m going to send Jaime to loyalty test him

by Peterpiperpickedpickles May 26, 2022

Chicken Test

The Chicken Test is a test thought and created by Ali boring (or Ali boring 2 when he is at work) and has the purpose of determinizing whether you are a chicken or not by asking you one simple question about the outcome of a Twilight Flame 50k match in a game called Command and Conquer Zero Hour.

If he doesn't agree with the outcome that you are suggesting then you are a chicken.

For now, everyone failed the test but one person. Abdo. Sadly, we never knew what outcome he suggested since his explanations didn’t go any further than stuttering the same sentences which are <<Can I Say Somesing ?>> <<Let me finish blease>>

In-between the people who ended up being a chicken we have : Excamp, Mamo (aka << Al Kalb >>), Simple (aka <<Al Ajnabi>>)

Warning : If you turned out to be a cat in a previous test you may end up being a chicken and cat hybrid. So do It at your own risk

Excal after failing the Chicken Test : This isn't Excal this is a chicken

Superspide after failing the Chicken Test : Superspide ? you mean Superchicken?

by Ali Interesting August 30, 2022