"Techniques," as used by prank channel CringeCamTV, is an undefined term meant to confuse whoever he's pranking. Typically, CringeCamTV will walk up to a store employee, show them printed photos of guys giving a light skin stare (his "documents"), and will ask if the store carries techniques, technology, horse shoes, stallion cream, latino oil, lube, or other odd items that he doesn't elaborate on. Again, "techniques" in this context doesn't have a proper definition, but CringeCamTV talks about it like it's common knowledge, adding to the mystery and confusion. Given the suggestive or freaky nature of some of the images he shows, it can be assumed that "techniques" refers to something sexual, but no one can say for sure.
CringeCamTV: "You guys got techniques?"
Store Employee: "Sorry?"
CringeCamTV: Shows light skin stare picture "Techniques. Like, technology type crap. Modified techniques."
Store Employee: "Um... I have no idea what you're talking about."
CringeCamTV: Points to light skin stare picture "So no, like, stallion cream, technology work shoes? None of that?"
Store Employee: Speechless, dumbfounded
CringeCamTV: "Shit, I think I'm gonna have to go to another location."
Store Employee: "Sorry?"
CringeCamTV: Shows light skin stare picture "Techniques. Like, technology type crap. Modified techniques."
Store Employee: "Um... I have no idea what you're talking about."
CringeCamTV: Points to light skin stare picture "So no, like, stallion cream, technology work shoes? None of that?"
Store Employee: Speechless, dumbfounded
CringeCamTV: "Shit, I think I'm gonna have to go to another location."
by OVERDRIVEN32 August 13, 2024
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With dirty shoes on your feet
That's a technical foul
If you switch the radio
To some modern music show
That's a technical foul
If you don't shut the door
After using the 'frigerator
That's a technical foul
A technical foul
If you touch the thermostat
You'll get hit with a bat
'Cause that's a technical foul
(You will feel my wrath)
If your hair clogs the drain
You'll know the meaning of pain
'Cause that's a technical foul
(I'll show you no mercy)
Oh, this is such bullshit-a (hey)
In this house we say bullspit
Or it's a technical foul
A technical foul
Let me get this straight
You expect me to change my entire lifestyle in one night
Because you guys are a couple of psychotic control freaks?
You got it, bub
Or you can go rot in the gutter, it's up to you, Yankee Doodle
Well, I don't wanna do that
But let me run a few questions by you so I don't screw up accidentally
If I don't spray Lysol after moving a bowel
That's a technical foul
Okay, if I decide to wash my ass with your monogram towel
That's a technical foul (please say hiney)
If I make fun of your crazy feeties
Or give sugar cookies to Miss Diabetes
That's not only a technical foul, but possibly a homicide
Can I sleep past three?
If you do, you'll get a T
Take a whiz in those flowers?
I'll say hit the showers
Use this horn as a bong?
Adios, Tommy Chong
Make some long distance calls?
You'll get a kick in the balls, oops
With dirty shoes on your feet
That's a technical foul
If you switch the radio
To some modern music show
That's a technical foul
If you don't shut the door
After using the 'frigerator
That's a technical foul
A technical foul
If you touch the thermostat
You'll get hit with a bat
'Cause that's a technical foul
(You will feel my wrath)
If your hair clogs the drain
You'll know the meaning of pain
'Cause that's a technical foul
(I'll show you no mercy)
Oh, this is such bullshit-a (hey)
In this house we say bullspit
Or it's a technical foul
A technical foul
Let me get this straight
You expect me to change my entire lifestyle in one night
Because you guys are a couple of psychotic control freaks?
You got it, bub
Or you can go rot in the gutter, it's up to you, Yankee Doodle
Well, I don't wanna do that
But let me run a few questions by you so I don't screw up accidentally
If I don't spray Lysol after moving a bowel
That's a technical foul
Okay, if I decide to wash my ass with your monogram towel
That's a technical foul (please say hiney)
If I make fun of your crazy feeties
Or give sugar cookies to Miss Diabetes
That's not only a technical foul, but possibly a homicide
Can I sleep past three?
If you do, you'll get a T
Take a whiz in those flowers?
I'll say hit the showers
Use this horn as a bong?
Adios, Tommy Chong
Make some long distance calls?
You'll get a kick in the balls, oops
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