tool can

A complete tool. On the levels on toolness, becoming a 'tool can' is the ultimate highest. If this is in your name, nickname, or something that people just call you; you are most likely a tool for life.
a. That person was a complete tool can.

b. Yeah, we should call them tool can tan.
by d758595c January 30, 2010
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circle tool

an animation cliche that is most likely seen in some flipaclip animations.
user: oh god, look, it's the well-known circle tool.
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VN TOOL

Vn tool is for dirty low life infected scutts who think there good enough to represent or to be known as.
Guy: hey have you seen Vn johnny?

Girl:vn johnny, what a joke he had to take down his pic off Fb cause it wasn't even him, what a Vn tool
by Advise 36 April 16, 2020
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tool apron

Worse than the traditional "tool", this waste of oxygen actually holds the tool in it's safe place, making it easily and readily accessible for use as a meaningless piece of shit.

A faker, impostor, or other wise ingenue person whom shits fallacies in attempts to score pussy.
Look at that fucking guy , acting like he has the biggest dick in the room to impress the ladies. What a tool apron.
by Carter Lanecrest January 05, 2018
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rusted tool

An underused, orangish object that fails under the slightest pressure.
We have a rusted tool for a president.
by ERB3 February 16, 2017
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Tool beef

A beefy tool. He will have a greasy beard and moustache that curls around his lips. He will choose Pilsner over water anyday.
by BritEvans April 20, 2019
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Tool Garage

Someone who is much worse than a tool, toolbag, or toolshed.They are a annoying asshole who makes people often lose respect for them and doesnt even realize it.
Jeez, pat is such a tool garage i wanna punch him in the face!
by iammatt9 August 01, 2009
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