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Toleen

On of the prettiest creatures alive. Some might even say that she is so charming that anyone that sees her might get hypnotized. She is extremely white and is short. she has an extremely flirty personality .
OMG she is such a toleen
by shakerbaker October 20, 2018
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toolette

a girl whom will constantly torture a man, leading him on, and often confusing him in respect to feelings. cannot be trusted due to her ability to get large amounts of men. often seem very innocent
a toolette is currently breaking my heart.
by aberdouche December 14, 2010
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Toilet Noob

A person who has to take a shit ever half hour.
Bob: Wow John, you have to go to the bathroom all the time.
John: So....?
Bob: You must be a toilet Noob.
by TheWindSoldier April 20, 2010
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Toilet paper sushi

A turd wrapped up in toilet paper to resemble maki sushi wraped in seawead.
Damn he served me a platter of toilet paper sushi, with yellow sauce.
by AnTi_mTtr August 16, 2010
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Toilet Taint

1. The part of the toilet just after the tank but before the bowl. This is where pubic hair, dried urine splash and all sorts of other awfulness reside.
1.
Husband: I cleaned the bathroom.
Wife: No you didn't, you missed the toilet taint.

2.
Wife: I had to throw out my toothbrush because it fell on the toilet taint. (true story)
by Cherrubim March 17, 2011
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toilet seat awareness

Being cognizant to the possibility that there may be something left on the toilet seat after doing your business in the bathroom.
Vicki: There were some really gross curly hairs on the back of the toilet seat.
Del: I swear, Joe has NO toilet seat awareness. Be happy you only saw what you saw. I've seen worse.
by dviv November 12, 2011
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toilet paper

1. A kind of paper you wipe your butt with after using the toilet
2. A decoration to put on your neighbor's house
3. The only cure for coronavirus
1. Wow, this toilet paper is so soft!
2. I toilet papered Mrs. Simpson's house yesterday.
3. Everyone's stocking up on toilet paper because of coronavirus.
by bob the brony March 15, 2020
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