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Can't polish a turd

No matter how nice someone acts or good someone dresses, it doesn't change the fact that the person is at that time seen as an asshole.
Scene from Californication: protagonist suits up for a trial when daughter walks in.
Protagonist: 'How do I look?'
Daughter: 'You know what they say...can't polish a turd.'
by AnaleTaart August 15, 2011
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T-Paining

"Oh, you T-Paining right now, huh," to Lil' Mama @ 2009 MTV VMA's - Jay Z

T-Pain stage crashing Jay Z during a set while spittin "D.O.A". Lil' Mama invading the stage during Jay Z and Alicia Keys' set at the 2009 VMA's.
by G Nice September 16, 2009
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T pose syndrome

When somebody can’t stop t posing
by Kellands August 31, 2023
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Don't Publish

There are amusing secrets surrounding the Don't Publish feature, but one must discover those secrets for themselves.
When I'm Editing on Urban Dictionary and I think your definition is stupid, judgmental, illiterate, prejudice, unoriginal, emo, and so on... I click Don't Publish.
by unstoppable! April 8, 2013
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Lowercase T-Pose

When a person under 5’6 attempts to assert dominance with a T-Pose.
Short person: *t-poses*

Tall person: *t-poses above short person* Your lowercase t-pose is not affective here.
by BigTiddyGothGirlfriend November 1, 2018
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Jimmy T'Pint

definitely not a larping, english teaching nonce (maybe, possibly, slightly, yeah))
Jimmy T'Pint: IM NOT A NONCE!
Jimmt T'Pint: Dont make me beat you into submission
by noncebait February 8, 2019
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don't pity me

Marshall:sorry about what happened to you and your boyfriend
Selena:oh don't pity me
by heroindaughter October 18, 2019
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