Storm Johnson

The act of a fully-dressed man pulling his cock through the fly of his pants and barging into another room to attack another man.

"Tyler, what the hell took you guys so long to get here?"
"Bro, Kyle Storm Johnson'd me while I was getting dressed. Do you have any idea how hard it is to fight someone with their cock out?"

by PapaCommish October 10, 2014

Porn Star Snow Storm

When a porn star brushes their hair the day after a bukkake session!

Amber was shedding dried cum with her brush and the bathroom was covered in a Porn Star Snow Storm!

by FkinGeorge April 03, 2023

storm watcher

A person who goes head-on into tornadoes and hurricanes both for the adrenaline rush and to scientifically record wind speed, amount of rain or hail, intensity of lightning, etc. An indisputable help for NOAA and weather forecasters, but considered foolhardy by many people.

It's tornado season and the storm watchers are out there full force.

by pentozali December 24, 2013

Tempo Stormed

Losing a Rainbow Six Siege best of 3 in 15 rounds or less

Dude 1: Did you see the game yesterday? TSM won 7-1, 7-0
Dude 2: Yeah they Tempo Stormed the opposition

by bigboydillywilly September 27, 2020

Bitch Storm

When a person (typically a woman) makes a dramatic entrance/exit.

"Have you seen Jane today?"
"Yeah, she just bitch stormed the place."

by JaneDoe1234 March 11, 2009

Storm schmorm

Person 1: watch out for the storm. you're playin' fortnite ya know.
Person 2: Storm schmorm. thing can lick my fuckin' balls

Storm schmorm. the thing can lick my fuckin' balls

by FORTNITE FUNNIE$ November 15, 2019

Storm Schmorm

A phrase that is generally uttered when someone heavily underestimates something or someone powerful, intimidating, or dangerous.

Person 1: "Yo, did you see the news? A crazy storm is gonna hit tonight. You better prepare!"

Person 2: "Pfft. Storm Schmorm. You think I'm scared of a little bad weather?"

by TheLordYeeteth October 09, 2019