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show-shocked

Physical condition one experiences after attending a rock show or concert, or participating in any event that includes moshing. Symptoms may include bruising on various areas of the body, ringing of the ears, hangover, fatigue, aching feet and headache.
Dude, I was so show-shocked after Godsmack last night. All I could do was sit on the sofa, eat Doritos and watch football.
by Spydoggie November 7, 2008
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Speaker Shock

The complete numbness and paralysis caused upon sudden realisation that you still have your speaker volume turned up loudly.

This realisation usually comes when the following occurs:

a) The windows shutdown theme plays
b) You roll over a movie trailer advert
c) You decide to watch some porn

When Speaker Shock is engaged, the victim feels the need to blindly press ANYTHING, be it connected to the computer or not, in order to get it to stop.
Oh man, I got total Speaker Shock after playing Team Fortress last night, when I decided to toss the salad. My mom was in the next room!
by stereo_world February 11, 2009
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Power Shocker

The act of performing the Shocker manuever whilst wearing the Nintendo Power Glove
Dude, I was playing some vintage video games when my GF wanted some, so I just gave her the ol' Power Shocker!
by PowerGlove, it's BAD July 16, 2009
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hot-shock

When an average looking guy or girl dumps a hottie, they go into a state of denial and disbelief, aka, hot-shock.
A hot young girl dating and living with an older man gets dumped. She ignores it and continues to live there thinking he will just change his mind. She doesn't understand how someone would want to break up with such a hottie. Total hot-shock.
by Amanda1230 August 14, 2009
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Botoxic shock

The look of permanent suprrise that results from one-too-many injections of Botox or Restylane.
Susan's botox treatments have made her look not younger, but perpetually astounded. She always looks as though she walked into a huge surprise party, or woke up next to a wildebeest. She has a serious case of botoxic shock.
by rococo March 13, 2010
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toe shocked

the jamming of a big toe into a womans vagina and or butt hole
Hey Jacob?

Yea?

Guess what i did last night?

What?

I just toe shocked the fuck out of my girlfriend last night

hell yea!!
by toeshockman January 16, 2011
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Hiroshima Shockwave

When you are laying down and have an erection. A large, 400 lb woman walks into the room and jumps on the erection and starts having sex with you.
Guy 1: Dude, Sydney jumped on my erection last night and she weighed like 400 lbs!

Guy 2: That's called a Hiroshima Shockwave!
by FIRESTORM221 May 1, 2011
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