Saggard

the combination of the words "sappy" and "haggard"; usually used in the context meaning someone is doing something socially unacceptable within a friend-group.

Eric is one saggard dude.

by RighetousN00b March 11, 2009

Shaggassus"

1) A long line of people in the checkout line in a store. 2) A line of persons awaiting or getting Lottery tickets. 3) Many cars awaiting gas in a gas station. Not to be confused with "A Circle Jerk" or "Cluster-fluck".

We got involved in a "Shaggassus" that is why we are late arriving at our destination, Your Honor.

by Commander Salamandar August 10, 2010

Saggy bagel

A term used by losers to define a person who has saggy breasts or a fat person in general.

Dude, you're a Saggy bagel

I don't care, you're a loser -___-

by Bigbootybuttcheeks January 17, 2011

saggy gammons

abnormally large/slack labia.

shit dude, she had some badass saggy gammons, literally touching her knees!!!

by sloncher November 22, 2011

Scaggolicious

a feeling that you can't describe.

im feeling scaggolicious todayscaggs feelings term

by TheScaggsMan October 6, 2011

Saggy Bow Tie

Slapping ones dick against a girls neck.

Kaleb to Justin: I gave that bitch a saggy bow tie last night.

by TheTrumpetSection December 19, 2013

saggy pug

Extra fat pug that can not move because his chin sags so much. vastly fat.

Your Mom is like a saggy pug!

by epic waffle December 18, 2013