split my eggs

when you fail at something very hard and you can't do anything about it and you feel like ending it all

Guy #1: yo, you got that coffee we ordered man?
Guy #2: yea its right here *DROPS COFFEE* Oh Darn it
Guy #1: you really split the eggs this time, man
Guy #2 yea I guess I split my eggs

by SenpaiMilk January 20, 2017

split the pan

To defecate (shit).

"Jesus, you should have seen the size of that turd I just let out, it split the pan!"

by Mortiis February 7, 2017

Sit, shit & split

When you have a last minute, unavoidable need to quickly poop, before dashing out somewhere important.

My lunch break is nearly over, but I need to sit, shit & split.

by Teuchtar73 December 18, 2019

Fresh split

A recent break up

Is Lola single?
Yeah, her and her boyfriend are a fresh split, so she might be a little vulnerable right now.

by gemgalgetsheated February 1, 2020

Split the whisker

When a female urinates , or is going to the toilet to urinate . The pubic hair( whisker) is split (parted ) so that the urine can flow freely from the vagina

I’ll be right back , I’ve got to go and split the whisker !

I need to find a public toilet so I can split the whisker

by Debyumyum March 28, 2020

Split in the Classroom

This is the term used for when you tell your girl she need to spread her ass out so you can stick your fat cock in it

Bitch, bend over and split in the classroom

by TheNigBigga March 11, 2020

Banana Split

A banana, splitted in two vertically, fulled with chocolate sirup and covered with icecream. It stills a myth because nobody has tasted one ever, even tho everybody wants to eat it at least one time in their lives.

-Oh, this old fashioned restaurant has banana split on its menu!
-Woa, I'm finally going to eat one!

by Idontknowyoudontknownobodyknow May 2, 2020