Spider Man

A technique of avoiding a gross public toilet seat. Simply press both arms and both feet against the walls of the toilet stall and raise yourself above the seat.

That seat was so gross that I had to do a Spider Man!

by Big Al72 March 2, 2011

spiderman

The act of cumming into one's hand (usually before climaxing during a blowjob) and flinging the seminal discharge into the face of the female (or male) who was blowing you.

Bitch looked at me like I was a leper after I spidermanned that shit.

by The King of Bean Town September 2, 2006

Spider legs

Pubic hair

My spider legs itch!

by bennytorresiii October 28, 2011

Spiderman

Adolf Hitler.

Spiderman, Spiderman,
Did whatever a spider can.
Built a web any size,
Caught Jews just like flies.
Hail Hitler, he was the Spiderman.

by AnonDoxy November 25, 2018

Spiderman kiss

when you tie a bitch to the ceiling by the legs and she gives you a upside down blow job

Man: Lets Spiderman kiss
Woman: ew no!!!
Man: You don't have a choice

by if you read this you're gay122 September 25, 2020

marmite spider

anus; commonly used to provide a vivid mental image to the recipient

check out the naturist rock climber! he flashing his marmite spider

by dan November 25, 2004

Crazy Spiderman

To 69 a woman in the elevator in the Empire State Building, going all the way to the top. While still 69'ing her, carry her to the edge of the roof and jump off. Proceed to perform anal sex, just before you reach the half way point you remove your penis and shoot your web like cum at a pole; saving you and her. Gently drop her on the ground and spin around the pole to ram her for the final time.

"I totally did the Crazy Spiderman on that bitch..."
"How are you alive..?"

by Green_Kentucky November 11, 2011