hold something

To want to have sex with

Wassup shorty cawl, lemme hol sumthen(hello girl, let me hold something.)

by face D September 30, 2003

Smeaton

To cock block someone in the process of trying to wingman them

I was nearly in with that girl but my mate totally pulled a smeaton

by Gdsafdben April 1, 2019

something

something is something what else?

something

by Zombsify February 14, 2020

ina something

relationship status: Just Fucking

Ben and Adriana are ina something

I'm ina something with this chick but I'm still down to fuck you

by inasomething September 22, 2013

There's something about Mary

A movie about guys that would do anything to get with Mary.

Darryl, if you paid Jack Tatum to put you in that wheelchair to get with Mary, you should know that Mary was always a Niners fan. It would never work out between her and a Patriots wide receiver. There's something about Mary, isn't there?

by The Original Agahnim June 23, 2021

Wanna see something stupid?

Green Cyanide guy gets launched at wall, filled with gasoline, matchstick put in mouth, launched at another wall, gets head sliced off, gets head sliced off, gets head kicked onto table and explodes on other yellow cyanide guy.

Hey wanna SEE something STUPID?
Yeah no... I'm pretty busy right now just give me a sec-
*STUPID*
BAM!
Ahhhh!!
Pretty stupid huh...?
Ahhh what the fu-

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 20, 2022

smeat

A very high oriented meat that comes from a sheeps ass

Smeats ass is the sexy!!!

by Jim trawler May 10, 2007