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Shirting

When one has to take off their shirt due to the intestinal pain that is due to... (enter possible cause for the diarrhea that tested your accuracy and ability to puke through your legs whilst painting the bowl... impossible)
Ugh I drank way too much last night. I’ve been shirting all morning.
by Bowl Banter February 20, 2023
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Shitflinger

A sub-genre of YouTubers who usually sit in front of a camera critiquing all sorts of topics in a colorful yet vulgar manner. Come across as entertaining at first until you realize their arguments have very little substance and the topics they discuss are often very obvious, as they tend to rather develop a loud persona around their critiques to distract from the fact they can’t develop any actual criticism beyond “this is stupid and bad.”
Man that DoseOfBuckley guy sure is a Shitflinger.”
by DrewHandle April 1, 2023
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Shirting

When you shart and get a little bit on your tucked in shirt
Oh no, Dave is shirting!
Bro did you just shirt yourself?
Brian just shirted
by Shirting Pro May 8, 2023
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shifting

shifting; a practice in which you move your subconscious onto another parallel reality. It is as if your soul — but you're technically still there — carries itself into another person in your 'desired reality'. the practice had been around long, even connected to religion.

there is no proof of this being real — however, many have claimed to do this practice. there are CIA documents regarding shifting, even.

and for you anti-shifters who cannot tell the difference between 'lucid dreaming' and 'shifting', lucid dreaming is just being aware you are in a dream and being able to control that dream. and for shifting, it is changing your entire mindset to move your subconscious into another reality, and it is way more realistic and vivid.
shifter: i'm gonna shift to .. !
anti-shifter: you can't shift, that's just lucid dreaming you idiot.
shifter: shove a stick up your ass, clearly you cannot tell the difference between lucid dreaming and shifting. get your facts.
by barkingcats July 17, 2023
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Shifting On

When you date some closely connected to your ex immediately after the break up.
When Tammy started dating her ex husband’s brother Dan, she was shifting on.
by Katrina Rowanda August 1, 2024
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Shifting on

When you date someone closely connected to your ex immediately after the breakup.
When Tammy started dated her exes brother she wasn’t moving on, she was shifting on.
by Katrina Rowanda August 1, 2024
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Shitling

A small toddler, usually an annoying one.
Person 1: Ugh I hate that toddler
Person 2: Such a shitling.
by Haru-Official September 12, 2023
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