seminars

From "semi" and "ars", hence any half-arsed discussion.

Monty: Hello Cuthbert, let's go spend peoples money on a pointless seminar to massage our own egos.
Cuthbert: Excellent idea, I'll bring the scones and Giles can make the tea.

by Easy Rider August 27, 2004

Anti-Semite

One who hates Jews (anti-semitism) NOT Israel...Otherwise known as a racist bastard.

Hitler: "i'm an anti-semite"

by duck November 2, 2003

semispouse

A significant other that plays the role of a spouse without being legally married.

"My girlfriend's grandmother is still griping at us to get married, but we're happy just living together and being semispouses."

by tychobrahesmoose August 10, 2009

Semisexual

Someone who experiences Sexual attraction but has no desire to act upon it

They might fantasize and/or Touchy touchy themself, But they have no interest in actually "doing it" with someone.

Alex "Jimmy doesn't fine anyone sexually attractive!"
Jimmy "That's not true... I'm very sexually attracted to you..."
Alex "..."
Jimmy "..."
Alex "so you wanna having sex?"
Jimmy "what? ew -Grooss ಠ益ಠ no, I'm semisexual."

by There_be_monsters_here February 27, 2021

Semibisexual

Straight or Gay but with some Spicey peppers.

Jimmy is semibisexual, jimmy is an idiot that should do some actual research

by Moshi39 May 9, 2021

semilegal

1. something that is neither legal, nor explicitly illegal.
2. something that is illegal, but you cant get caught for.

1. Watching bootleg movies off of a streaming sight is semilegal, technically you are violating the copyright laws, but you cant get caught, so who cares!

by christn3 December 9, 2008

Seminal Reaction

The explosive reaction from over stimulation of common activities

This Digiorno pizza was so good I had a seminal reaction in my pants.

by NeoRage211 September 9, 2010