scholastic swag

having alot of class, geek'd up, very futuristic, so much class they call you the professor.

i walked up in it with my scholastic swag they all thought was a professor or something.

by masterpiece michael August 18, 2009

Swag Fag

A Person who bases their confidence on material items.

Swag Fag walks in wearing Bright purple jeans and Matching Hat. High top shoes colored as fugly as possible and chains everywhere. Tail may be included.

by FinalCut July 5, 2013

Swag Lord

Somebody who is swaggin to the max.

John's got bitches all over him! He is such a Swag Lord.

by gokburlap March 7, 2011

Futuristic Swag

Person with copious amounts of swag on a more futuristic level. Something that no one has seen before. People who usually obtain futuristic swag are trendsetters.

Yung LA is argueably the creator of futuristic swag(he claims). J-Money also claims to have created it.

Gucci: Ayy Dogg check out dem shades Yung LA be having.

Jucie: Yeah, he be on some futuristic swag. Some 2021 shit mayne.

Gucci: Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

by LeremyLenny August 9, 2009

fresh swag

The quintessence of swag; when someone has so much swag that the word swag alone cannot describe their amount of swagginess; when someone has over 9,000 swag points.

person 1: damn homie lil wayne got swag
person 2: nah nigga he don't just got swag he got fresh swag

by freshswagscopez November 23, 2013

hump the swag

1. to hump a white boy that either thinks he's a nigga or is a wanna-be hood rat or gangster in a public place, as a sign of Alpha-male dominance. 2. (More Rarely) to hump any male with excessive "street cred" or elevated status in a public place, as a sign of Alpha-male Dominance.

1,2- Excuse me while I hump the swag.

by Buttfuckme August 15, 2017

Swag Tube

a synonym for a condom or rubber.

Friend: Yo mayne why didn't you do your girl today?
Guy: Shoooot dog I didn't wanna take no risks or nothin cause I ain't had no swag tube.
Friend: A swag tube? Wtf is that?
Guy: Fifs on yo neck its a condom!!

by SwagTubeKid June 15, 2010