Soft Googling

When some is bored on the computer and they're just aimlessly Googling random shit to pass the time.

The class was so boring, half the students were soft googling on their laptops just to stay awake.

by DallasIsTheBest February 25, 2013

iam sofa king we todd it

I am so fucking retarded.

Person: Say 'iam sofa king we todd it' outloud.
Person 2: I am so fucking retarded.
Person 2: ...
Person 2: Asshole!

by illEATurHARTout June 10, 2006

Soft Rock Pussy

Abbreviated SRP. Someone who likes super, super lame music. Usually defends shitty and boring bands like Oasis or Coldplay. These people seem to have an aversion to music with balls.

Oh, no, the only reason Wally didn't like the kick-ass new Tesco Vee single is because he's a Soft Rock Pussy. There's nothing you can do with SRP's but give them some Bread albums and put them out of their misery.

by FlexFlexerson March 1, 2009

softporn

Colloquial expression of the full term "soft pornography".

Pornography that is relatively less visual then its antecedent "hardcore porn". Does usually not contain close-up images of genitalia, will not display bodily fluids and does not require its participants to actually engage in sexual activity.

This variety of sexual explicity is commonly enjoyed by beginning pornography viewers.

Jeez dude, are you really into softporn? Not me! I like my porn with some pussy in it.

by Raphonian July 4, 2005

soft stud

a somewhat masculine, gay woman with just a hint of a femme in her, i.e., she may look like a guy one day but look like a girl the next. she may be a bit more feminine than most studs or wear makeup. a soft stud will usually have a femme for a girlfriend but may also date another stud that is more masculine than her.

I'd rather have a real stud than a soft stud, soft studs are too much like femmes.

by E-R-I-C-A March 30, 2006

air soft

Air soft guns are guns that fire small plastic pellets. The pellets can be metal coated. Not to be mistaken with BB guns, which fire pure brass BB's.

Dude, me and my neighbor had an airsoft war yesterday

by 2010 July 29, 2005

St. Louis Soft Serve

When a woman gets ice cubes and nesquick stuffed into her anus. Then a man inserts his penis into the anus and ejaculates thus mixing the contents into a creamy substance similar to soft serve ice cream. To finish this act, the man then dispenses the chocolately goodness into a cone by slowly pulling out his penis.

David: That St. Louis Soft Serve was good!
Tonya: Yeah, I guess my ass is good for something!

by Gag-on this December 28, 2007