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shitty creampie

A slang word usually used in porn for a internal cumshot, or creampie, in the anus.
Man: "Oh man dude, I have Jessica a huge shitty creampie!"

Other man: "Nice!"
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shitty creampie

A slang term for a internal cumshot, or creampie, inside of one's own anus; usually used in pornographic film.
Man: "Oh man, I gave Jessica a huge shitty creampie, she won't be able to walk for a whole day!"
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shittyism

The bastard cousin of sarcasm. Probably the incestuous brother in law of irony.
It's like sarcasm but for sharp shitty comments that prey-on or highlight-a subject's precarious situation or characteristic.

Shittyism is "a sharp, bitter, or cutting mockery or remark; a bitter gibe or taunt". Shittyism may not employ ambivalence, it goes straight to the point where it hurts. The only ironic thing here might be the subject's situation, though not necessarily. Even Wikipedia says so.
Ex. 1: "Are you okay mate? How's that gaping wound and the sword protruding from your back coming along? Don't worry, you look like a million fucking bucks."

"I didn't know you had taken shittyism 101 with professor Sheiße PhD"

Ex. 2: “Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!”

Ex. 3: "What is your name? What is your quest? What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

"What do you mean, an african or european swallow?"
by wndarun April 5, 2018
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smitten

adjective: the feeling one receives whenever they think about someone who makes them ridiculously happy. Feeling that the person is totally amazing and you have a fabulous time with them no matter what you are doing together. You are so comfortable being around them
I am quite smitten
by NormanB@tes August 2, 2018
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Shitty Instagrammer

They have 1K followers but follows 10K.
by fuckfaceandtoes January 3, 2019
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Shitty Sean

What mir called sean because he missed 5 layups in a row
by BaldCrackHead May 30, 2019
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Shitty Punky

A Shitty Punky is performed correctly when you tie a bandana around the knee of a woman who has had a breast reduction, defecate on her chest, then thrust your erect penis between the shit smeared mounds of scar tissue.
I'd give that Angelina Jolie a shitty punky!
by Frank Sheckler June 4, 2019
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