riding a white horse

A more polite way of saying you are taking a shit

A wife is calling her husband over the cell phone.
- Hello, darling! Where are you? I've checked the whole house and you're nowhere to be seen.
- Check the bathroom - I'm riding a white horse.
- Why are you so long there?
- I'm having a shy one. Tryin' to pinch one off.

by Murdoc Kylburne February 11, 2018

riding dirty

1. To be caught in your car by "da po po" after a period of time of not showering.

2. To be caught in your car releasing flatulence.

"Hey man, what's that smell? You riding dirty?"

by J Dawg June 19, 2006

riding the other bus

Another way of saying someone is gay.

Oh man that fucking queer Joe must be riding the other bus huh?

by Jonbrizzle December 14, 2008

knick knack paddy whack still riding cad-E-llacs

what ludricrous still is even in late 2004 with the release of "Get Back"

"Cause its the knick knack paddy whack still riding cad-E-llacs, family off the street made my homies put the baggies back."

by Sc46and2 February 15, 2005

riding roughshod

Having sex using an unlubricated condom.

We ended up riding roughshod the other night because she forgot to bring her lube.

by Nathan Burns September 15, 2006

riding the train

when your dog or cat, after a particularly difficult bowel movement, decides to sit on the floor, and pull it self forward using its front feet only, dragging it's asshole on the (usually) carpet to scratch the ham hocks (hemmies) off, then gets up, turns around, and sniffs the skid mark

"OMG, look, Coby's had the hershey squirts, came right inside and started riding the train."

by Steve Hagar July 20, 2008

Riding the Unicorn

It is used when referencing to someone masturbating or when going to masturbate. Usually used between male friends.

Jimmy: Where Joe?

Timmy: He's probably masturbating right about now.

Jimmy: Ahhh, so he's riding the unicorn.

by The Golden Boy :3 March 28, 2011