Someone that offers the space, attention, time, and support for a females that might be a unicorns. This is different from "unicorn hunters" in that unicorn ranchers realize that the likely hood of finding a perfectly matched unicorn is so high, that it was easier to assume that the matches weren't perfect.
A much more realistic person than a "unicorn hunter". Someone, or a family, that creates the space and support for potential unicorns to flourish.
A much more realistic person than a "unicorn hunter". Someone, or a family, that creates the space and support for potential unicorns to flourish.
I hear that Bill and Sara have become unicorn ranchers! They have several new young girls down at at their villa.
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by Jesus August 1, 2004
Get the Butt Rancher mug.Rachel is an almighty vampire. and here at the Church of Rachel we celebrate death, destruction, violence, and jeffree star. so come child, and confess your sins, we won't judge, only praise you for that murder you committed last fall. D:
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DEEP INSIDE THE CHURCH OF RACHEL:
(someone there to confess a sin) "Rachel, i told someone vampires don't exist."
(rachel) *bitch slaps confessor* NEVER TELL SUCH LIES. D:<
(confessor) im sorry D:
(rachel) you are forgiven D:
*hugs*
(rachel) *secretly steals confessors wallet*
(someone there to confess a sin) "Rachel, i told someone vampires don't exist."
(rachel) *bitch slaps confessor* NEVER TELL SUCH LIES. D:<
(confessor) im sorry D:
(rachel) you are forgiven D:
*hugs*
(rachel) *secretly steals confessors wallet*
by rachel :DDD January 27, 2008
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"God...Raechelle, no."
by pisscopaileean May 3, 2009
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Is a hater of the music on the Beauty and the Beast main menu on the dvd. She was saved by one Jessica Newman.
Is not currently in ownership of a Tron suit or a Identification Disk/Frizbee.
Rachel has a very good taste in music and is very influential of others taste in music.
Some might refer to her as "Harry Potter" as she has a "scar" on her forhead just like Harry. She also has similar glasses that are pink and equal in awesomeness.
Is a hater of the music on the Beauty and the Beast main menu on the dvd. She was saved by one Jessica Newman.
Is not currently in ownership of a Tron suit or a Identification Disk/Frizbee.
Rachel has a very good taste in music and is very influential of others taste in music.
Some might refer to her as "Harry Potter" as she has a "scar" on her forhead just like Harry. She also has similar glasses that are pink and equal in awesomeness.
Jess: Hey Tristan, isn't Rachel awesome?
Tristan: Yeah, she is. She is the best friend I could ask for!
Jess: I know right!
Tristan: Yeah, she is. She is the best friend I could ask for!
Jess: I know right!
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