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non essential, confusing and often misleading word, used in reponse to any sentence which may envoke slight shock or simply a confused state.
most commonly used in situations which in fact, are quite common, and generally quite essential.
NOT RANDOM:
person a: have u got any nieces?
person b: yeh, my sister had a baby yesterday
person a: WOW RANDOM!

RANDOM:
person a:have u got any nieces?
person b: There was this big yellow bear and he had a tribe ov owls and the owls had green hair and blue wings and very many eyes and one day the dog went to the beach and found The Land of Faraway and decided to go home, and then the Russian Pygmie Army bearing cocktail sticks by the thousands ran at Craig, but craig, having wings flew away, but in his panic, as he was terrified ov the Russian Pygmies bearing cocktail sticks by the thousands (some even had the little umbrella ones.....) he flew straight into the Empire State building, and in a severe state of shock and confusion (as he lives in Clevedon and didn't know where the Empire State building came from) he got a marmite sandwiche out from his bag and ate it. But out of no where a parcel arrived for Egbert, which was a very parculiar thing as no one but me knows anything about Egbert (as he lives in my shoe) and i didn't send him a parcel. To pollys surprise the clouds had turned orange and ofcorse this means it was raining apple juice (durgh). I was walking down the road the other day and suddenly this cookie fell from the sky right in front ov me, 'no waaaaaay' said the man, 'itz raining fucking doughnuts', so he picked up his cat and carried on his journey to Jupiter.
person a: WOW RANDOM!!!!!!!
by 4bz April 7, 2004
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when you say something pointless that is off subject and it makes no since what so ever and it doesnt have a meaning
emma and lydia

emma- hey bobuca what tis you be doing tonight
lydia- nuttin jo jo jus about to go over the the banana and mate it with a pinapple to create a banapinapple
emma- hmm.. have u ever wondered what it would be like to be dressed up in so much clothes that you were like a giant ball of fluff. Who was really hyper. So you would be a hyper ball of fluff.
lydia- the wall
by emma December 29, 2003
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Jenn: Hi Rachel!
Rachel: Have you ever burnt your nose trying to sniff fire?
Jenn: No... but hell, that was random!
by Rachel January 1, 2004
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More than likely to be the little button you clicked on to get an unexpected word on urbandictionary.com

Also used when something unusal happens.
Stevie: Tim, you seen my hat?
Tim: Sponge!
Stevie: What a random comment.
Tim: pwwaghahahahahaha!
by Nik P December 28, 2005
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Randomer

Jetzy: LOL i like apples
Minnie: WHAT?! LOL
Jetzy: LOL i like jetzy
Minnie: your such a randomer.
by EMi.MiLK October 6, 2009
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randomly typed keys

Some keys randomly typed like gjkgohkjeopvckiwkbvopsk.
"Dude, people actually study what keys people randomly type?"
by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003
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randommer

Randomer is a word used in Northern Ireland and I've heard it for a long while now.. don't know if it's used anywhere else.

The word randommer is a noun, referring to a person there are a few different ways in which it is used

1) People you've never met before, you've just randomly found them.

2) Someone who comes out with random statements, acts strangely, obtruse.

3) Can almost be used like a member of the general population.
1) Last night, I hung about with a bunch of randommers. They were okay.

2) Conor is such a friggin randommer!

3) Go up and ask those randommers for a smoke.
by Conor May 17, 2004
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