1. a poem that consistes of four lines rapeate again and again that somehow is supposed to make sense and mean something different every time you mix them up again.
2. something that teachers enjoy forcing their students to write just so they can watch them squirm and give them an F
3. what i should be figguring out how to write whilst (see, im poetic) i waste time by writing a definition for it on urban dictionary
4. see sonnet
2. something that teachers enjoy forcing their students to write just so they can watch them squirm and give them an F
3. what i should be figguring out how to write whilst (see, im poetic) i waste time by writing a definition for it on urban dictionary
4. see sonnet
evil english teacher- i going to need you to write a sonnet and pantoum
you- ;-; *bites head off evil english teacher*
evil english teacher- ahhhh!
you- oops.....
you- ;-; *bites head off evil english teacher*
evil english teacher- ahhhh!
you- oops.....
by I HATE SCHOOL July 20, 2008
Get the pantoum mug.A word used to describe a poo which leaves no trace on the rectum. A poo which has such a clean exit from the anus that toilet roll is not necessary.
Jon: Just did a phantom, it was so awesome I didn't even need to wipe.
Or
Ryan: I was praying for a phantom because I was in a rush but that was one messy poop, trying to wipe my ass was more difficult than getting peanut butter out of a carpet.
Or
Ryan: I was praying for a phantom because I was in a rush but that was one messy poop, trying to wipe my ass was more difficult than getting peanut butter out of a carpet.
by Patrick Bateman October 14, 2011
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phantom ring: when you think you hear or feel your phone (which is on vibrate) ring by vibrating in your pocket. you are convinced against all logic that your phone has vibrated, signaling a call when it has not.
you: yo bro, i think someone called my phone and i hear it vibrate.
friend: boy you trippin, another victim of the phantom ring.
friend: boy you trippin, another victim of the phantom ring.
by ace urameshi March 13, 2012
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Get the pantophobe mug.When you're tagging a girl doggy style you pull it out before yo ntu and spit on her back to make her think you finished. Then when you flip her over you let it go and give her a face full of NUT!!!
by AP January 24, 2004
Get the Phantom Punch mug.A sexual maneuver originating in France but quickly gaining in popularity in America.
This tactic is deployed during doggy style sex, either vaginal or anal and was created to increase the sexual pleasure of the male participant. Just prior to the thrusting male's orgasm, he deftly reaches back and craps in his own hand. Upon achieving his own glorious climax, he quickly and robustly grabs the hair of his unsuspecting lover and jerks her head back toward him. This strategem serves to both cut the distance to her face and mildly injure her neck. He then smashes the steaming pile of poo into one the eyes of his now-whiplashed lover. When applied forcefully and accurately, the resultant turd to the eye bears a respectable resemblance to the mask worn by the disfigured phantom in the popular musical, Phantom of the Opera.
This tactic is deployed during doggy style sex, either vaginal or anal and was created to increase the sexual pleasure of the male participant. Just prior to the thrusting male's orgasm, he deftly reaches back and craps in his own hand. Upon achieving his own glorious climax, he quickly and robustly grabs the hair of his unsuspecting lover and jerks her head back toward him. This strategem serves to both cut the distance to her face and mildly injure her neck. He then smashes the steaming pile of poo into one the eyes of his now-whiplashed lover. When applied forcefully and accurately, the resultant turd to the eye bears a respectable resemblance to the mask worn by the disfigured phantom in the popular musical, Phantom of the Opera.
by Stephen Shake Spear December 9, 2008
Get the angry phantom mug.Simple to perform, produces hilarity for hours. First, turn on your video camera. Next, you engage in anal sex with your partner, but bring a friend secretly. Make sure that you are near a window. As you are about to dispatch your men, pull out and let your friend in on he deed. Try not to let her notice. Run outside to the window and make a silly face at her. Hilarity ensues. Ten points.
While giving Sam's litle sister a Phantom Friend, I punched a hole through the window and gave her a bloody nose.
by Andy, the burninator February 16, 2005
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