Porch Monxican

The Mexican version of a porch monkey.

Those porch Monxicans thought they were slick speaking Spanish and laughing when I walked past them, but little did they know I got an A+ in Spanish class so I know they were talking shit about me.

by Kria1990 September 9, 2025

Porch platypus

A platypus that lives on your porch.

Dam you have a Porch platypus that's cool

by anonymous November 29, 2025

Porch Porn

noun

Also Porch-porn, Porchporn

1. The act of setting up a glitter bomb, dye trap, or any other “gotcha” decoy package on your doorstep for the sole purpose of filming a porch pirate getting humiliated — then uploading the footage for clout, moral superiority, and a little sparkly revenge.

2. Vigilantism rebranded as content creation. A suburban spectator sport where petty theft becomes a viral kink for people who get their dopamine from watching someone explode in glitter instead of personal growth.

3. The digital-age stocks: you bait the thief, the thief takes the bait, the internet gets a show, and everyone pretends it’s about justice instead of views.

“Bro, stop doomscrolling Porch Porn. You’re starting to think glitter counts as law enforcement.”

by APedant December 5, 2025

Back Porched

Making a place to chill out in the back of your parked wagon or hatchback by opening the back and folding the seats forward.

"We drove across the river and back porched for last night's sunset."

by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006

Back Porch Tummy Lifter

Method devised to allow the mating process of two super behemoths.

Leroy finally closed the deal with Lefonda by employing the back porch tummy lifter!

by Lumpuckeroris April 16, 2009

harry porcher

fucking ginger stinky mANNNN

OH YOU KNOW YOURE a harry porcher

by childish455 September 17, 2020

Poopoo pogchampies

epic poggers

that was very poopoo pogchampies of you

by Johnny Than January 19, 2021