plasti-krap

Plastic wrap, especially in excessively burdensome amounts and/or toxic packaging.

Derived from television cooking personality Jaques Pepin, who frequently wraps his ingredients in plastic wrap, which he pronounces by virtue of French liaison as "plastee-krap."

May be a component of crapnel.

Don't buy that brand of compact fluorescents, or we'll have to shell out $20 for that special doohickey that cuts it out of its plasti-krap.

OR

I heard that Tina wraps school lunches in so much plasti-krap that her preschoolers have already started puberty.

by SamsaRant November 6, 2010

plastic rings

noun. usually a clear plastic used to combine six (6) aluminum drinking cans by the top. extremely useful yet commonly overlooked for having any value. also has a negative aspect related to littering, which threatens the environment (fish, small animals, ect.)

bro 1: yo hand me that six pack
bro 2: here bro 1 (grabs six pack by plastic rings and passes the six pack to bro 1)
bro 1: thanks bro 2

by bro 3 March 7, 2011

Plastard

when there is some bitchy, idiotic, jerk (other known as a bastard) who has had lots of plastic surgery yet is still quite hot.

DAMN look at that plastard over there, she must have gotten like 3 plastic surgery operations

by knifeguywithaknife January 23, 2011

Plasterbation

the action someone who is addicted to posting pictures of themselves on social networking sites such as Facebook, Myspace and Twitter.

Sami: "Look at me in in the mall, and me at school, and me in the fountain, and..."
Charles: "You really have a plasterbation problem..."

by Stan the Goob February 14, 2012

Plastanley

Someone who thinks little of women.

'I hate women!'
'You plastanley of a man!'

by Dalekbuster523 December 5, 2012

plasterbase

To masturbate, then release ones load onto the wall

Guy 1- Man you got some white walls in this room
Guy 2- Yeah, this is my plasterbase room
Guy 1- Sweet

by The ham man April 13, 2013

plasta

Literal Translation: soft mass, lump.
(poop)

El perrito hiso una plasta en el piso.
Translation: The dog made a big, soft lump of poop on the floor.

by WhatsUpToMyCup November 27, 2013