Peddo law

1, never give the kids back
2, more disgusting hoe shit

I love fuckin kids soo much I'll never give em back.
Its peddo law! Cuz peddos stick together like shit and dick

by Jesse peddo Peterson November 25, 2025

Pardon My Back

I'm sorry for not turning to face you at this moment. Or, I am about to turn/walk away; please forgive the otherwise implied insult.

I'm done listening to what you have to say. Please pardon my back.

by Minaj_Lewinsky January 7, 2026

poop-pedo

When you use a public restroom and its so nasty you squat over the tank and drop a shit in it.

Man that gas station toilet was as so fucking nasty I had to drop a poop-pedo.

by 70mach1 September 30, 2011

Governors Pardon

In states with mandatory sick leave. Using a half day of sick leave because of a hangover.

"Come on. Have one more with me."
"I can't. I have to work in the morning."
"Dude. You've been there for 3 weeks. Take your governors pardon."

by Kennyburdick September 15, 2016

Uncle pedo

Offently refered to the weird member of the family who touches up family members

“ Uncle Ollie Barber don’t be an Uncle pedo, stop touching me!”

by Jake Alexander B January 19, 2018

Adri pardo

An individual who plays CrossFit , doesn't respect people, makes fun of everyone and likes vodka. Fragile masculinity.

Girl: oh look this Adri pardo!

by Quick word May 3, 2018

NO PEDO

When you love children and express it, without wanting to appear like a pedophile, providing you actually aren't one.

"OMG this kid is too cute, no pedo".

by crrispydurian May 8, 2018