Para

Short for paranoid

Angel is just too para

by The_Girl_In_Black July 3, 2018

parachute pals

Friends who can be counted on to "catch you as you fall" and/or "ease your descent" --- i.e., they'll always "be there for you" during times of emotional distress, offer helpful ideas/cautions, etc.

Anytime an on-line "friend" whom I have not met yet (and therefore I cannot be sure if that person is reliable or "for real") invites/requests/allows me to go and meet him somewhere, I always peruse the map to see if any of my "parachute pals" happen to live in that same general area, and if so, I call them up first to ask if I may make a "secondary journey" over to visit them for a while if the person whom I was going to meet during my "primary mission" is either a no-show or not sociable/reasonable to me... it helps make the trip not be a total waste of time and travel-expenses, plus I'll have a shoulder to cry on and soothe me in my humiliation and disappointment at my failed attempt to cultivate a new friendship.

by QuacksO July 18, 2018

Parabox

(n) A shorter name for the box paradox. This paradox is about 2 boxes, box A and box B. Box A is inside box B, but box B is also inside box A.

Andrew: "Hey wanna get impressed?"
Greg: "Sure, as long as I don't explode again."
Andrew: "Remember Parabox?"
Greg: *implodes*
CIA: *abducts Greg*

by Wormcake November 1, 2018

parachute mouth

When someone who appears to have a small mouth is capable of taking enormous bites.

“I gave Elizabeth a bite of my burrito, and now half of it is gone! She’s got a parachute mouth”

by Yeetbert January 30, 2019

Para

Wild ,crazy or insane .

1.That was a Para night we had there .
2.That guy is para as fuck .

by Empresskay February 12, 2019

parachute fap

The act of flapping by gripping a small falice with one's fingertips from above in claw machine fashion where the hand resembles a parachute.

Yo Tommy got a a little dick, saw that tucker parachute fapping in the bathroom.

by Parachutefap May 30, 2019

Panvan

Someone who is very good at starting up their engines. They can rev their ways to success. They can dodge the cat as the mouse, reving right then and there as well. Hitting your head is also part of it. You also have to own a bus stand in India.

Bro, you're such a Panvan. So fast. And I saw how you revved that engine!

by urmum number two June 5, 2019