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Jack Point

Genius character created by Simon Spurrier and Frazer Irving for 2000AD Megazine. One part Phillip Marlowe, one part Krusty the Clown, he is effectively the best Dredd spinoff ever.

Has a penchant for cigars and whiskey. Demonstrated when shot and asked "Is it bad?" to which he replied when he discovered his hipflask had been punctured "It's worse!"
Perp: What's your point?
Jack Point: It comes right after the Jack.
by Snake October 1, 2005
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The Man-Point System

The Man-Point System is a sacred process of masculine prowess. When one does a noble deed or something manly, one receives a man point. When one accumulates 18 man points, one is oficially a man, and the maximum amount of man-points is 36, which is when you reach the manliness of a lumberjack. There are certain exceptions to the system in which certain individuals receive more than 36 man points. These are the manliest of men, in fact they are MAN GODS. You can also get negative man points for doing stupid dumb shit or being a bitch or being a creepy punk.
"Jay has negative forty man points. He is a creepy bitch."

"Man, you gotta love The Man-Point System."
by Joe Mingus December 4, 2006
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Boyfriend Points

When a new boyfriend does whatever he thinks his girlfriend would like, such as following her around. Quite like being whipped, but doing so just to get in her pants. Enough Boyfriend Points gets you to SCORE.
Guy 1: Dude, that new guy is all over that ugly girl.
Guy 2: Yeah he's going for some Boyfriend Points.
Guy 1: That makes sense.
by Blackflame619 January 13, 2009
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rat pointing London style

When two men forcibly insert their penises into either end of a rodent so that they meet in the middle while piping up low grade crack cocaine in a red phone box while watching EastEnders on a portable black and white TV.

(see also "rat pointing")
Mbutu's family had never forgiven him for getting caught rat pointing London style with his friend Rajiv.
by Icy Mike February 7, 2005
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three pointer

n. a piss and a shit. Number 1 plus number 2 equals 3.
Dude, man, I gotta take a three pointer.
by tneveca August 27, 2009
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west point

1) South Hudson Institute of Technology (S.H.I.T.) Place of extreme amounts of work in engeneering and math/science classes no matter the major or field of study.
2) Anywhere the color gray dominates the landscape, college is conducted like highschool, and there are always three or more people judging your every action.
3) (little used) The point on the western shore of the Hudson River where the river makes an "S" curve and a revolutionary fort turned military school now stands. Leadership school where the cream of the crop of 17-23 year olds go to learn absolutely nothing about leadership and graduate thinking that they know everything.
Hell, a punch in the face, a kick to the balls, a train wreck, exploding fecal matter.
by Cadet-X November 20, 2003
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2 point slow

Refers to the Volkswagen 2.0 liter, four-cylinder gasoline engine used in VW's North American models. Cars equipped with this powerplant are notoriously sluggish, hence the term "2 point slow". The term probably derives from the 5 point slow epithet for certain fox-body Ford Mustangs.
I found an awesome used '02 Golf for sale and was all ready to buy, but then I saw it was a "2 point slow" and walked away.
by Unkle September 12, 2005
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