Culprit: "My friend says it's been raining since November 5. I hope it's stopped by the time we arrive."
You: "Remember, remember."
Culprit: "What, was there something on the weather today?"
You: "Don't know, I haven't checked."
Culprit: "You mean I'd better remember to bring my umbrella, huh? :D"
You: "PINEAPPLE! PINEAPPLE! THIS CONVERSATION MUST END!"
You: "Remember, remember."
Culprit: "What, was there something on the weather today?"
You: "Don't know, I haven't checked."
Culprit: "You mean I'd better remember to bring my umbrella, huh? :D"
You: "PINEAPPLE! PINEAPPLE! THIS CONVERSATION MUST END!"
by danieldrake November 22, 2016
Get the Pineapple mug.when a women has such a hairy butt hole it resembles a pine apple with a nice firm bottom and a sprouting top u can't miss and would have to get rid off to enjoy that amazing fruit
damn that girl had a pineapple or i would of got lucky last night i ran out the door with nightmares
by 1337 gamer is me December 22, 2015
Get the pineapple mug.noun) 1.: A person from North Carolina who is artistic, creative, unique, or stands out due to his/her rarity in skills and exceptionality.
2.: An individual from North Carolina who looks like they're from somewhere else; particularly the islands, hence "pineapple".
3.: A non basic chick or exotic looking girl living in the Carolinas
2.: An individual from North Carolina who looks like they're from somewhere else; particularly the islands, hence "pineapple".
3.: A non basic chick or exotic looking girl living in the Carolinas
Guy: "you aren't like girls in NC, you're different; can't be from around here!"
Girl: "because I'm an original. A Carolina Pineapple"
Have you seen @paperfrank's work?! His murals are awesome, he's a true Carolina Pineapple.
Girl: "because I'm an original. A Carolina Pineapple"
Have you seen @paperfrank's work?! His murals are awesome, he's a true Carolina Pineapple.
by WithLovefromCatwoman January 31, 2016
Get the Carolina Pineapple mug.when you pay a hooker to perform anal as your mid anus you smack her in the back of the head with a pineapple attached to a lasso then take your money back
me"bro last night i was railing this hookers mud ring and hit her with a pineapple lasso"
friend "did you get your money back?"
me "you bet her ass i did"
friend "did you get your money back?"
me "you bet her ass i did"
by squirrel pussy March 15, 2016
Get the pineapple lasso mug.A euphemism for sex, stemming from a B-52s song referring to a female's genitalia as a pineapple, and the saltiness of ejaculate.
by Heavy Hammer March 15, 2016
Get the salt the pineapple mug.another word hotel staff use for bed bugs.. on the down low to talk about bed bugs being in rooms.. so hotel guests are unaware of a situation
hotel manager: pineapples in room #114.. going to have to spray that room
maintenance: no problem boss.. i get it done
maintenance: no problem boss.. i get it done
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