Lamplot Ownage

On a tuesday night, When one commits the act of intercourse with a friend's mother and, just before he finishes, pulls out, runs to his friend's room, and ejaculates on his eyes. In the morning, he will arise with dried crusty semen on his eyelids, preventing him from opening them. Under the assumption that he has pinkeye, he will undoubtedly use a large amount of Visene to remedy the situation.

John: Dude, I totally pulled a Lamplot Ownage last night!

Dan: Really? I think I have pinkeye.

by ShepDaddy May 2, 2006

ownerd

To be made a fool of; To make a fool of; To confound or prove wrong; embarrasing someone: Being embarrased by someone who has been playing a lifetime with better experience then the opponent.

Daniel: Doode, he ownerd you at counter-strike
carlos: yea, well, I have a life I dont play 24/7.

by Daniel Koreese October 18, 2007

ownee

being owned by someone or something

I live with 3 cats but no one ever owns a cat. They, on the other hand own me, or think they do. Therefore I am their ownee.

by Ownee of 3 cats April 4, 2009

my dad owns roblox

a very popular quote on a game called Roblox. It is usually used when Roblox people are arguing.

Robloxian 1: HAHA you have no robux noob
Robloxian 2: My dad owns roblox

by SmartLugia June 30, 2020

owning face

To dominate on an extreme level. Owning something on a whole new level

Damn man we were owning face in beer pong last night!

by Face owner January 27, 2010

Boat Owner

1. someone who takes life too seriously.

2. someone who gets frustrated about stupid things.

3. someone who strays from the path of easy living.

1. "go fag it up with the rest of the boat owners"

2. "stop being such an uptight boat owner"

by Th_e_Ma_n May 13, 2009

Ownage Scale

Degrees on the scale 1-10
Represent sexual progress made in a relationship between girl/guy
Degrees of Scale
1. Holding Hands
2. Peck on Cheek
3. Kissing
4. Kissing with tongue
5. Outercourse (dry humping with clothes on)
6. Fooling around naked(touching boob)
7. Handski(Fingerbang/Handjob)
8. Mouthski(Bj/Eating out)
9. Intercourse
10.Baby
The goal is to get as high as possible without hitting 10(unless you want to get pregnent)

Using the ownage scale.
I level 1 owned with Sarah. (I held Sarah's hand)

JP got level 7 owned by Amy. (Amy gave JP a hand-job)

Oh shit! I level 10 owned Lisa. (Shit Lisa's pregnant with my child!)

by vipers June 13, 2008