Nonce Rizz

The ability to to pull and get with underage girls. Used for successful nonces (pedophiles) that are confident and victorious in their approach.

Individuals with certified Nonce Rizz include several billionaires and celebrities such as: Jeffrey Epstein, Prince Andrew, Ghislaine Maxwell, Bill Clinton, Calvin Ayre, Fritzl, and Roshan from Sam's tailor

Epstein: Bro come to my island this weekend
Bill Gates: What do you have planned?

Epstein: I'm gonna fly out five fifteen year old hoes and we can have some fun with them

Bill Gates: Shiiiit son, you're on some Nonce Rizz... I'm there bro

by ebilnoob December 8, 2023

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Nonce

A person who has sex or attempts to have sex with minors; a paedophile.

You know that Steve Edwards? You must do, he's the Nonce of Staxton.

by Harry Pserkin January 10, 2024

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noncestabulary

A NONCESTABULARY is the name given to UK Police Force who have a high number of Paedos or rapists, or just general sex-pests.

It's also used when the particular force turns a blind eye to predominantly Pakistani Grooming Gangs who prey on mainly white working class girls many of which are under-age.

The police force who don't investigate Pakistani Grooming Gangs for fear of being branded racist are nothing more than a Noncestabulary.

by Mike Spilligan January 16, 2024

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Nonce

From Wakefield Prison in England, NONCE or; Not On Normal Court Exercise, means a prisoner is not on regular exercise times with other prisoners, due to their offences being of a sexual nature and involving minors. This acronym became a slang insult in the United Kingdom to mean someone who is attracted sexually to minors.

"Hey Geoff, did you see the news?"
"Yeah, Jimmy Saville is a nonce? I could have told you that years ago."

by robson.parker January 28, 2024

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