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you have an anime

Is a catchphrase that is used for ad hominem just because the other person somewhat has relation to anime either because their avatar and/or nickname is/are from an anime.
random guy with an anime avatar: "even my pc can't run cyberpunk 2077 for some reason. damn cdpr screwed up this time
ad hominem guy: "just because you have an anime doesn't make you special."
by biwaly December 15, 2020
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i have fat

I have fat. Something a rich white person who doesn’t want to admit they are fat says.
“Dude, you need to get on the treadmill. You’re fucking fat
“Sweetie, you need to get on the treadmill. You’re fucking fat
“Darling, I have fat, I am CERTAINLY NOT fat!”
by Urbandictionilisationnnn November 29, 2018
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you have are the stupid

person 1: "you have are the stupid"
Person 2: "wha-"
person 1: *disappears*
by uegh October 13, 2022
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Apples Have Epilepsy

When you mishear something hilariously wrong because you couldn't really hear the speaker.

Named for a hilarious fail from The Pun Guys doing the Whisper Challenge, where one person wears "loud-ass headphones" and has to figure out the nonsensical sentence that is being said to them.

The opposite of this is "The Thin Rhino" (Also from The Pun Guys)
Dan: Camels eat sexy paper clips.
John: ...Apples have epilepsy!

*Dan dies laughing*

(Opposite version)

John: The thin rhino ate the possessed i-pod.

*Later*
John: The thin rhino...
Dan: The thin rhino?

John: YES!

Dan: What? Wow!!
by Ubeenbamboozledson June 24, 2020
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Have a little patience

When someone rushes into an attack on Fortnight and exposes the position of the team, resulting in death, other players will say “Just a have a little patience
“Niall just have a little patience
“Just hide in a bush, have a little patience
by Big D 25 January 18, 2018
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i have cheese

means to have a wedgie
I wanted to go to Fruit Salad, but I have cheese.

Can someone tell the new girl she has cheese?
by jakiechan79 April 27, 2021
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having a shit one

Having a good day or… a shit one
Hey how’s it going, hope you’re having a shit one- North Borders
by anonymous March 26, 2022
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