Nouse

An alternative name for Michael

Hello Nouse

by Nallersboy123 August 31, 2018

noury nostrils

When a man or woman wants a man to ejaculate into their nostrils. Usually right before climax as a surprise.

She was giving me head and right when I was about to blow she stuffed it into her nose and gave me the noury nostrils!

by TheNightMan94HJY July 6, 2019

no u

Unfunny, dead joke.

Person 1: "You're a fucking idiot, bud."
Person 2: "No u"
Person 1: "Seriously? Are you still on that?"

by MouthWideOpen July 2, 2019

scooby doo ( verb / noun )

to go "scooby do:" to twist the head in an upward "rrrRRRRR!!" motion, at the same time saying "rrrRRRRR," having just realized the obvious.

"Dude,when he realizes that's not a bottle of Corona, he's gonna' go scooby doo.

by Rev. Dr. Swami Sez December 28, 2005

nouse

A non-spouse.

Kimberly is not his wife! George is already married. Kimberly is George's nouse.

by ACUA October 7, 2010

Nounce

When a retard can’t pronounce nonce

“Hello peter you nounce”

by Manlikecroy October 26, 2018

Dyke A. Noughnuts Award

Award given by ACLE (American Coalition for Lesbian Expansion) bi-annually to a lesbian couple that exemplifies outstanding lesbian-ish qualities and provides community contributions the aids towards the extermination of heterosexuality as a whole in the Carson City, NV Metropolitan Area.

(Alternate Definition for the Straight Community: A sign that the GLBT community needs to be lynched and castrated)

"Hey! Did you hear that Anita Bush and her life partner Clearly Shaven won the Dyke A. Noughnuts Award?"

by Pressy Franchise January 4, 2009