Massachusetts

A state in North Eastern Part of the United States. it is part of New England. A state where our professional teams are amazing. teams like the Boston cannons, the Boston Blazers, The New England Patriots, The Boston Bruins, The Boston Red Sox and the Boston Celtics. It is a hot bed of amazing up and coming sports athletes. We drive bad, Grammar is bad, we get into arguments over small incidents, we hate the Yankees and anyone who supports them, we have amazing Universities and people come from all over to come to these schools. Our weather is just perfect. it never gets too cold or never too hot. The highway system is confusing but not to locals. Many cranberry bogs here are important to people just because of ice skating. one of many states to decriminalization weed. just an all around amazing state.

person 1: yo, that guy is from massachusetts.

person 2: oh, he must be amazing at things.

by slamma damma ding dong December 30, 2010

text messaging

1. The dumbest this in the world, why would you spend 15 minutes writing something on your phone, when you can call them up and tell them in a minute.
2. Nigga Technology- don't start wild&out saying I'm racist, I don't mean it in a disrespectful way. I am using it as a general term for ignorant mothafuckas. someone of any race can be an ignorant muthafucka
3. Involves typing with thumbs Which I just don't approve of.
4. Fun fact, nothing typed by some niggaz thumbs has ever been important
5. Text messaging sucks

Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 2: Text messaging
Person 1: Can you print out your conversations?
Person 2: No
Person 1: You wanna know why? Cause niggaz never have anything to print

by Suck my nine April 7, 2006

Text Massage

What happens when you have your phone on vibrate and is in your pocket and you get a text, vibrating on your genitals and giving a very good massage.

Angela was sitting down, and randomly got a text massage from her dad.

by destructotruck March 17, 2010

GameFAQs Message Boards

It's that place where Sailor Bacon Axed me twice for submitting a fake review.

"GameFAQs is like fish. Except it's not a water thing."

"I bet I could eat an apple better than GameFAQs could."

by Cait Sith Fortune March 24, 2005

Northbridge Massachusetts

Northbridge also known as "The Town of Lowlifes". With the highest rate of drop outs , drug addicts , whores and wanna be gangsters it is not a place one should be proud of living in. Girls activities consist of flirting screwing and attempting to steal other girls boyfriends as well as doing anything humanly possible for attention like posing with there shirts lifted high or pulled down too low. As for the guys, they tend to drift to the "village" a place where drug addicts freely distribute, buy and intake drugs of all kinds. Coke, perks and marijuanna tend to be the most common. Their also known for knocking up these sluts and leaving them for another, resulting in atleast 6 kids by the age of 20. Lets just say this is a town most tend to avoid at all cost ! The only ones worth respecting are the old people in nursing homes and ones that avoid the slum of the town as much as they can. And the occasional good self respecting human beings.

Residents of Northbridge Massachusetts daily routine -sniff perks , get tatted up with aid infested needles and attempt to be as hardcore as possible.

by 0nly$p3@kth@truth November 5, 2011

massacre hair

A hair do' so messy and unkept, it resembles the hair do' in a mass murderer's mugshot.

Dude, your hair is so wild, you look like you've been on a killing spree. You definitely have massacre hair!

That massacre hair is a good look for you.

by Mandee507 November 14, 2007

massa-tribution

Having fondled a subordinate and made sexual overtures (homo or hetero), subsequently blaming on a third party (often a sitting president), to avoid taking responsibility.

It was a spectacular massa-tribution. Eric made a grab for his staffer and blamed it on the President. It's equally as unlikely that Mother Theresa was responsible for his salty language.

by Sgt Rocque March 9, 2010