Mississippi blood hound

Like the Mississippi mud hound except banging McCarthy’s mother in her period vagina smearing it on the pillow and shoving her face in it

I gave your mother a Mississippi blood hound before flipping her over and giving her the Mississippi mud hound

by McCarthy’s mothers lover November 27, 2021

Mississippi mudslinger

A she shed whore next door that will fuck your husband And throw rocks at your car

That stupid ass Mississippi mudslinger. She was fucking out there again. Throwing rocks in my car. Quit fucking that whore

by North 13th January 17, 2025

Mississippi Mud Wipe

When your ass is raw from the single ply toilet paper and you aren’t near a sink or any wet wipes so you ball up the toilet paper and you spit on it and wipe your raw ass to completion.

Man, I only have a few pieces left of this toilet paper so I had to give it the ol Mississippi Mud Wipe.

by Pookie bear March 10, 2023

Mississippi Stir-Fry

Whatever it is, you can't afford it.

In desperation, I asked her if she could give me a mississippi stir-fry; all she did was direct me to the local library.

by Charlie No-Face July 14, 2020

Mississippi Blowdrier

The act of nutting on someone's face and farting on their face until the semen dries.

Johnny performed the Mississippi blowdrier on me last week

by Magikpol July 8, 2025

Mississippi Hunters Bucket

A person who pisses and shits in his hunting buddies gaped anus, then proceeds to have sexual intercourse with said anus.

Dude, last night while I was hunting, I performed a Mississippi Hunters Bucket on Cletus.

by JewSnapper December 29, 2018

Mississippi Mister

When a male ejaculates standing over a female so the cum makes a sort of facial mist.

It was a good night until we tried the Mississippi Mister

by BM&THEHOOLIGANS September 25, 2017