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monkey mind 

Meditation term for a mind that refuses to be quiet and concentrated, so that your meditation is interfered with by your attention constantly finding new objects, like a monkey roaming through your brain.
If I concentrate very quietly I am sure I can think of an example, such as I wonder if Sandra wears panties in the summer?, no I mean an example of monkey mind, for which I need to concentrate like lemon juice concentrate god that's the best stuff for making lemonade to families with dependent children like monkeys infesting the mind and asking questions authority and authorizes questions come on there has to be an example of monkey mind your own business monkey business suit monkey suit
monkey mind by old lang guy October 17, 2006
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state of mind 

State of Mind, (n), 2 definition:
1. The status of ones consciousness, as in their perception of the outside world, their perception of their own intuition, and the function of their brain.
2. A hectic NZ Drum n' Bass duo, consisting of Patrick Hawkins and Stuart Maxwell.
1. (Carl Sagan while trying to work out the best trajectory for NASA to use to reach Venus) This marijuana really changes my state of mind, everything is great, and I feel really imaginative, but I cbs doing math I wanna watch sponge-bob (Yes, Carl Sagan used the good stuff).
2. Ohh yeah vlad, State of Mind's Sun King is the best track ever, too bad here in Australia they all listen to Hard Style!
state of mind by Su Doh Nim August 19, 2009

Split Screen Mind 

When people don't apply to themselves, the same standards that they judge others by. People with this affliction repeatedly fail to live up to their own publicly proclaimed standards.
Richard:

"How bout' that... there she goes again, condemning the barbarous laws of that developing nation while supporting capital punishment in her own".

Joyce:

"Looks like she's suffering from a split screen mind".
Split Screen Mind by Addill January 20, 2010

Odyssey of the Mind 

an international educational program that provides creative problem-solving opportunities for students from kindergarten through college. Team members apply their creativity to solve problems that range from building mechanical devices to presenting their own interpretation of literary classics. They then bring their solutions to competition on the local, state, and World level. Thousands of teams from throughout the U.S. and from about 25 other countries participate in the program.

There are 5 different problems from which to choose: Vehicle, Technical, Classics, Balsa Wood Structure, and Theatrical. The team chooses one of the above and creates an under-8-minute skit/presentation. There are certain aspects that must be met. For instance, within the 8 minute Vehicle skit, a vehicle (defined by the rules and guidlines) must do whatever the rules say. For instance, it may have to carry a person and perform tasks. The teams can spend a maximum of $145 on all of their materials. The long term problem is worth 200 of the 350 points available and the style of the long term problem is worth 50 of the 350.

The other part of the scoring is the Spontaneous problem. This is a problem given to the team on the spot and the team must solve it creatively. There are Hands-On, Verbal Hands-On, and Verbal Problems. The team usually has 1 -2 minutes to think, and 3-5 minutes to answer/present/work. This part accounts for 100 of 350 of the points.
Person 1: What you are doing tomorrow afternoon?
Odyssey of the Mind-er (OMer): Writing a script, building 6 aircraft, making costumes, making backdrops, etc.
Person 1: So...you have an Odyssey meeting tomorrow?
OMer: yes.

dirty mind 

1. A person whose thoughts are perverted and simple ideas and sentence become filthy, sexual, or gory inside their heads.
Paul: You want a banana?

Jerry: Eww man sick. I don't roll that way.

Paul: Dude you have a dirty mind. All I was doing was ofeering you a piece of tropical fruit.

Jerry: Uh you sick bastard!

Paul: (sigh) Here we go again.
dirty mind by Kalekona May 13, 2006

Vulcan Mind Meld 

The phenomenon that occurs when two individuals are in online chat and type the same exact, or nearly exact, thing simultaneously. Named after Star Trek's Mr. Spock, who had the ability to read minds.
John: I can't wait to see you in San Francisco in three weeks.
Karen: I can't wait until San Francisco in a few weeks.
John: See? We did it again. It's like we read each others' minds. It's a Vulcan Mind Meld!
Vulcan Mind Meld by Mr_Spock August 27, 2009

eternal sunshine of the spotless mind 

one of the few movies that gets better each and every time u watches it
person a- have you seen eternal sunshine of the spotless mind?
person b- no
person a- loser