Son of Milf

The son of a MILF whose actual name is forever meaningless, overshadowed by his mother's beautiful mommaries.

...I'm about to say hello when I notice she's holding a bundled blanket, and sure enough I see Son of MILF, sucking on her beautiful mommaries in broad daylight.

by RedMist September 23, 2010

sarong party milf

A sarong party milf is a Singaporean wife and mother who having had kids, finds her local husband is unable to support her trophy wife/tai tai lifestyle and is thus chasing a white husband.

Person 1: Scarlett is a total sarong party milf. Look at her grinding all over that American stud with her husband in the other room.
Person 2: I heard it's because she thinks her husband isn't giving her the tai tai lifestyle
Person 1: I'm sure the big white dick doesn't hurt either

by quintessential dick July 12, 2015

deep as a milf's vagina

When you're in a shitload of trouble and you just realized you can't get out of it
milf
*credits to Sam

"Bruh, do you think that I'm in that chick's friend-zone?"
"Yup! Deep as a milf's vagina!"

by F-Bomb Thiru April 28, 2017

rain is a milf

rain is big hot milf from wales

rain is a milf

by irisisaqtxx May 8, 2021

yayoikusakabe.is.a.milf

The best mutual and someone only speaks facts about saiki k ships

yayoikusakabe.is.a.milf Likes milfs

by Person3848 August 12, 2021

bang local milf

From the word bang it means to have sex to MILF (Mother I Love to Fuck)

Bang Local Milf is fucking awesome

by Peniahm November 7, 2021

diffy in the miffy

When someone can't hang

I challenged some fools at a Party to a round of Beer Pong and they started started throwing up after the first 5 cups.
Huge diffy in the miffy!

by Aehrre January 30, 2022