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metrosexual

1. A man who is not homosexual, but is very comfortable with his exuality, and can comfortably engage in activities that could make them appear homosexual.

2. A man who displays feminine characteristics.

3. A man who is meticulous about hygine and appearance, much like the common connotation for homosexuals, but is not attracted to people of the same gender.
That person is not gay, just metrosexual.
by Nickadee August 1, 2006
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Metrosexual

A man that takes care of his body like a woman. For example; laser hair removal treatments, waxings, makeup. Pedicures and manicures. Now not all hetro-metrosexual's have to do all these things together to be labeled as such. Some may only enjoy body lotions and professional massages. Another only paint his toenails. Myself for example; I'm a hetro metrosexual who paints his toenails blue, purple, or any color he wants; he gets brazilian laser treatments, body lotions; also professional massages to relieve body aches and stress; he does not wear make-up that's his own personal line he will not cross. I also get leg waxings. Yet another man may only wear make-up yet do none of the other things, I just mentioned. We are all different all have are own unique tastes in how we feel comfortable in our own skin. And really that's all it's about being comfortable in your own skin; were all different all unique. But we are all 100% attracted to the opposite sex. No bi-curiosity whatsoever!
That guy isn't gay he's hetro metrosexual. I've seen him with his Wife he can't get enough of her. And when a hot looking woman walks by he looks twice! Never seen him look at a man.
by xbox360blue July 24, 2015
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Trans-mero

A rundown, off-year Pontiac Firebird or Chevy Camaro, either driven by a redneck, or alternatively, sitting in a state of disrepair in the front yard of his trailer park home
Wow, what is that piece of shit?
I dunno - looks like a Trans-mero or something.
by JustAnotherJrk January 7, 2008
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metrophobe

(n.) One who has an irrational fear or dislike of men who have grooming habits, personal style, or fashion sense.

In men, metrophobia is related to homophobia, but it is also likely a defense mechanism against new trends.

In women, it likely arises out of an insecurity about the ability of the woman to establish or maintain a relationship with a desirable metrosexual.

Metrophobes are likely to be found among those raised outside of cities, who have since started living or working in cities and are bewildered and frightened of the diverse people and customs. Behaving much like animals, caught up in a complex world that they can't comprehend, metrophobes turn their fear into dislike and criticism of the new. The best way to deal with metrophobes is to quietly coax them into the understanding that we don't have to look like cavemen forever.
She is such a metrophobe, she only dates cavemen.
by Cravenhad November 22, 2005
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Metrosexual

Ashton Kutcher’s a metrosexual and he’s cool”

“No he’s gay”
by Alibaster Slim August 6, 2012
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Melrose

A small square mile WW2 veteran town in midnorthern florida, that consists of all the qualities and sections in a city, but confined into a small area. you can walk from the ghettos to the rich neighborhood in 5 min. The town Consists of very few adolesent citizens but they hold a strong sense of nationalism for their home town. Though once a rich popular town known for its rich history and famous orange groves, it has been abandoned by the upperclass after the great freeze of 1893. now it is home to about 2000 people and many small businesses. The strong pride of the city brings together the youth and causes them to raise the towns image to be known as the best town to live in in the area, and each person who lives there has become known for their representation of it.Though many people from the surrounding towns try to lower its image due to spite and jealousy,The 352 crew, the town's gangs of hoodlums, have kept the image at an ultimate high. The Towns Home to Pro Football player Doug Johnson, and Pro Skateboarder Ben Steele. The Town is expected to be soon to make a large uprising and dominations over the the 4 counties that it in the middle of. Putnam, Alachua, bradford, and clay county all meet within the Melrose city limits. It is local belief that the zip code (32666) when written or displayed on a person is a symbol of power and rule over the rest of the people in these counties. As the Town's prosperity continues to grow, so does the the respect and pride for its continuing greatness. respect.
Damn, interlachen sucks, i wish i lived in Melrose . At least you actually have paved roads.
by Steele fresh July 18, 2006
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Metroness

"So niggers, what cha' do today?"
by Jaded Monkey June 16, 2004
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