mates

two fat girls who are at wendy's 24/7

person: who are those two ugly girls
person#2: oh there just the mates

by tae_taes_bae March 3, 2019

Ghostie-mate

1)Another word for soul mate; best friend.
2) a person that it physically hurts to be away from

1)Kara misses her ghostie-mate more than anything.
2) How could you murder my husband; that’s my ghostie-mate and bestfriend!

3) David Anderson murdered, both, my ghostiemate and mother.
4) David watched Robert beat my mother to death while sitting next to my ghostiemate.

by Meat$Lover September 26, 2020

<.7.9.7.6.>Quiero Que Tu Me Mate Or Dejame Tranquilo, Si No Hace Los Dos, Yo, ANgel JosE Robles Te vOy A Matar<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.7.6.>Quiero Que Tu Me Mate Or Dejame Tranquilo, Si No Hace Los Dos, Yo, ANgel JosE Robles Te vOy A Matar<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.7.6.>Quiero Que Tu Me Mate Or Dejame Tranquilo, Si No Hace Los Dos, Yo, ANgel JosE Robles Te vOy A Matar<.7.9.7.6>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

mating spree

when your in a spree of fucking hoes and slaying bitches.

"damn, man's on a mating spree"

by hotjunglecheetos July 26, 2022

oi mate

Go heck yourself, if someone says oi mate it means go heck yourself.

oi mate, becky!

by kefnjnamwidnjwdnewuew September 25, 2020

Mates

Mates is really funny guy. He can also be pretty flirty, but only when his homies aren't looking.

Omg, look! Is that Mates? He is super freaky.

by itsnotmepls December 4, 2020

manlet mating ritual

The disgraceful yet amusing manlet mating ritual occurs when a gaggle of diminutive and desperate manlets meet up in a public place, mostly in front of basketball arenas, strip down to bikinis and high heels, oil each other up and then awkwardly gyrate to Skee-Lo's "I Wish" as they sing along in their high-pitched manletspeak, all the while internally cursing and swearing at the heavens for dooming them to a comical and dwarflike existence constantly marred by the ravages of the merited mortification universally known as manletism.

Hey, why are those cheerleaders dancing around in front of the arena over there - isn't the halftime performance usually enacted inside? Oh, it's just a manlet mating ritual - the silly manlets do it every month. Have the microscopic manlet boys ever attracted any women? Lol, of course not! Short people got no reason. Hahahahaha!

by ManletDepreciator August 22, 2024