dirty dick licker

Fred don't help out becuase he's a dirty dicl licker.
by jon jonz February 25, 2004
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stamp licker

a mentally handicapped person
that stamp lickers tongue hangs so far outta his mouth he should get a job outside the post office.
by the colonel December 06, 2003
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Jesus Mother Licker

One who thinks of himself as higher in rank than others. As high as Jesus. A concieted mama's boy.
"Yo, who do ya think ya are?! Just cuz you got millions in da bank don't give you the right to act like a Jesus mother licker."
by sucker CMC and Ray December 15, 2009
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carpet licker

Carpet Licker”, an individual that performs anal sex on another individual, commonly referred to as a "RimJob"
'Can I lick your carpet Jake?’ asked Figgles.

"Carpet Licker"
by SamTheWiseOne September 03, 2007
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poo-licker

person who consents to being defecated on and the eats the fecal matter.
Shut it, you poo-licker
by Dr Greenthumb April 22, 2003
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man booty licker

One who lovesssss to stick his tongue right in your anal
Man that Mitchell Davis is sure a man booty licker
by Yo boi ja'crispy December 20, 2016
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