Leg Muffs

When an individual is giving oral sex to a female (giver) and the receiver then tightly squeezes the givers head with her thighs. Thus, blocking the givers hearing as if they have "leg muffs" on.

Receiver : Wanna put the leg muffs on?

Five mins later.."OMG YES!! MORE MORE MORE"
Giver: (Hears nothing but muscles tensing in the legs)

by Head Doctor February 5, 2014

Get legged on

To be beaten exceptionally in any sense

“ yeah bro he’s gonna get legged on if he’s not careful ”

by Liberalslayer289 May 29, 2023

two-legged

Referred to an in-home sales appointment when both homeowners are present.

In our business we prefer to run two-legged appointments. The one-legger has a very small chance of a one-time close.

by BdubCav October 7, 2015

Floppy Legs

Someone who tries to kick a football or walks kicking their legs out with really long legs and hoisted trousers, resulting in Floppy legs.

"mate he just tried to kick that ball but hit everyone else instead, he got floppy legs!"

by S Mac April 3, 2007

Hoe Leg

When you hit a pussy so hard that she can't get up and work for you the next mornig.

Man Danny really ran corners in Danielles pussy last night, straight hoe leg gimpin to the store this morning.

by BurnLKeif December 22, 2010

Sebastian Legs

Very skinny or twig-like legs. Usually only Sebastians have these.

Bruh that boy got his Sebastian Legs on

by Pickle Chin Gang October 26, 2018

spoon leg

When I used to play golf with my grandfather and his buddies. One would come back from peeing, and another would say “looks like you spoon legged”. It’s when you drip a little and it visible to others.

Give it an extra shake or two so you don’t spoon leg.

by Shaketex October 9, 2017