Kristen

A girl who is likely to block you on social media just because she hates all arabs. She will probably talk to you about her dogs. The common Kristen tends to be white and like country music. They will live somewhere where there is a lot of corn.

Girl: what are you doing on your phone
Kristen: Putting my dog on my snapchat story then blocking an filthy Muslim boy

Girl:Oh

by StefanEdwards March 19, 2019

killing a kitten

to "pull one out" or lonely masturbate by ones self.

"dude CJ is a fag, he killed a kitten last night"
"the other night i was talking to trevor on the phone. and he was killing a kitten"

by "The Grizz" January 6, 2008

Killing kittens

Listening to emo music...
also masterbation

Everytime you listen to emo god kills a kitten
Everytime you masterbate god kills a kitten

by Evoon August 8, 2005

kristen

Shes low iq but hot at the same time

kristen is hot

by baeshaun July 18, 2018

Kitten Baseball

(N.) A much better sport than Infant Baseball. See, infants have all those arms and crap and the head is huge, too. Too much wind resistance in Infant Baseball. But if you hit a kitten, they curl up, making them go farther.

"We're gonna play some Kitten Baseball. Wanna join us?"

by Not sensical May 13, 2005

rusty kitten

This has two means to it actually...

1. When your kitten plays in a pit full of rusty metal scrap pieces.

2. The act of rubbing a rusty pipe around on your vagina.

1. Dude you clean kitten is going to turn into a rusty kitten.

2. Honey? Why did you give yourself a rusty kitten??

by Taco Sanchez August 3, 2006

dirty kristen

When a hot blond witch in black boots ties you up in bed and sits on your face while sniffing coke off the headboard.

That chick gave me a sweet dirty kristen last night, then stole my wallet!

by Mikeytats March 30, 2020