jondom

a hat for your penis used mainly on one night stands so that you can shag the fuck out of some random bird without becoming a daddy,.

hey ive got a "j card" , whats that 4, getting jondoms you dirty fuckguff.

by kieren dunn August 12, 2005

busty junior

1. (n) The vagina
2. (n) Fornication
3. (n) A Female

Hey man, did you get any busty junior last night?

by walla4u2nv February 20, 2008

Captain Hook Junior

Noun. Hebrew. Sexual act. After hours of intense sex in the doggy style position, the man rips off the leg of the female and then shoves a peg leg in to the wound to replace the leg. Then, the male pulls out and ejaculates in her eye and covers it with a patch, screaming WATERFALL!!

Last night Sheila started crying while I was fuckin her from da back. I hate that sensitive shit so I Captain Hook Junior-ed dat ho. BYAAAH!

by Spicy-O August 25, 2008

National Junior College

KNN school is trash, everywhere has a leaky roof, stand under shelter still can get wet. We have questionable canteen food that is meh, teachers are great but some are quite condescending. Usually people go NJC because HCI or NYJC rejected them besides that, no one really knew this school existed. Also we have 2 college anthem for some reason

Bob : Which JC you go ?

James : National Junior College lor

Bob: What school is that ?

by ImVeryToxic August 15, 2021

jundge

Crusty hair gel that has been left on your head too long.

In a doctors waiting room:
Man 1: Ew what a crust-head, look at those flakes.
Man 2: Might be jundge...
doctor: Could be a bad case of cradle cap.
Men: oh the flakes... "Shuders"

by jazalaa August 19, 2008

Skipper Junior

Usually refers to a kid who enjoys the art of masturbation. Lives with korean peolple and takes it in the ass.

That kid is a Skipper Junior.

by Stanley October 24, 2003

Junior Moon

The final score in a game of Hearts when one person has the Queen of Spades and 12 of the 13 hearts. This score counts as 25 points against the poor schlemiel.

Maeve nailed a Junior Moon four times, thereby losing the Hearts game.
The Junior Moon is always a cause of much sneering, heckling, and ribbing.

by Cap'n Bullmoose October 1, 2008