John Mcafee

A guy who didnt kill himself.

"hey did you know john mcafee didnt kill himself"

by Jxhdhehdjdj July 7, 2021

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John Ohhh

From Arizona, John Ohhh (short for John O'Callaghan),
is an extremely attractive & sexy member of the male
gender who sings for the amazing pop-punk/ alternative band, The Maine.

At a Maine concert you will hear fans screaming "John OHHH!"

by ILTM CSWS April 1, 2009

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John Michael

A pretty funny guy, superb music taste. Dry humored, thinks he is edgy but in reality he is actually just kinda insensitive .Always good to have one in your friend group, or just as a plus one.

"is that guy listening to Ballroom Blitz? What a John Michael!"

by coastruca May 13, 2018

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I would like to quote jockstrap...someone who posted earlier.

"He's really not that great.
John Lennon, what can be said, he's not that great, given way too much credit."

And I would like to respond with FUCK YOU!!!! LENNON RULES!!!

This post will be deleted in about 2 days because it "sucks"

by Sgt. Pepper March 12, 2005

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John Petrucci

Kickass guitarist of Dream Theater. One of the best guitarists of the 21st century.

John Petrucci can kick ass with his guitar.

by Euroboy July 24, 2008

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John Hagee

A Fundamentalist Christian evangelist fucktard and supporter of presidential candidate John McCain. Like Baptist preacher Fred Phelch, Hagee believes hurricane Katrina was caused by God’s wrath about gays in New Orleans. Hagee also called Catholic Church the Great Whore of the Apocalypse, although we all know they’re just a fraternity of kid diddlers.

John Hagee wouldn’t know what a great whore was if he was sitting on her face.

by Cuntoleezza Rice May 18, 2008

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