Jessarch

Jessarch is a girl's name and is used to extend the names Jessica, Jesse/Jessie and Jess. She usually likes the colours green and red and she is obsessed with trains. She likes socializing and her friends are usually very funny but sort of weird

Cotchleen: Hey Jessarch, what's up?
Jessarch: I LIKE TRAINS

by WhaleLlama December 9, 2012

Jesus bread

Bread from the bakery in a grocery store, that looks like the bread from Jesus' last dinner.

"Yo let me get some of that Jesus bread!"

by MemoryDecay January 19, 2013

Jesus Christ in Capri Pants

Jesus wears Capri pants, Hawaiian shirts, and loafers with no socks, his beard is on fleek.

When used as an expletive , as in :
"Jesus Christ in Capri Pants, did you see that hipsters fanny pack?"
or
"Jesus Christ in Capri pants, Becky, look at her butt, it is so big!"

Can also be used as a handy hashtag... #JesusChristInCapriPants #fannypack #hipster #beckysbutt #lookatit

by socially awkward sally May 17, 2016

jesma

Jesma is a stunnning person, with an AMAZING body and is really good at sports. Any man would be lucky to have her.

See that girl? She is such a Jesma.

by maroonpineapple April 21, 2017

jesshelle

Jesshelle a (shy) girl around her crush

She is (nice)/(cute) she may think she is ugly but is really loveable

She is (quiet) (smart) she treat everyone nicely .She may seem mad but cant stay mad for long .she puts everyone first then herself she is often sad.

Wow jesshelle seems often (shy) and is very (smart)

by Hugiuo September 24, 2018

Jesmine

She is the most zen person you will ever meet, but sometimes when she eats too much breakfast she goes hyper. She is a very cool dude 😎 and everyone wants to be her friend

Do you hear that yoga music?
Ye. It’s probably Jesmine

by Andriana The Zen Iguana March 15, 2019

Jesperi Kotkaniemi

Jesperi Kotkaniemi, some Finnish dude imported by the Montreal Canadiens from Finland. He is memed on r/habs and makes more money than Melnyk with his friend Mete by selling "mint" merchandise.

"Jesperi Kotkaniemi is the best NHL player in the world, even better than Elias Pettersson!"

"Damn, Jesperi Kotkaniemi is better than weak shoulders Auston Matthews!"

by Fabio_Fleming June 21, 2019