Jacked

1. Under the influence (adj.)
2. Stole (v., past tense)
3. Ridiculously muscular (adj.)
4. Ridiculously rich (adj.)

1 & 2: I'm way too jacked to do this online English assignment...I'll just email my teacher, explaining that someone jacked my internet cord.

3 & 4: Being jacked makes him jacked squared; people pay him for being sexy! The beauty of steroids.

by secret_code_name March 17, 2009

Swagger Jacker

Someone who steals someone elses, syle, flow, lyrics, ideas and passes them off as there own.

Yo Cam and Jay your both a couple of swagger jackers.

by Alfred 'Easy' Elgo June 11, 2006

jackenheimer

a term used while experiencing road rage. a person that acts like an idiot, and probably pisses you off.

Get out of the way, jackenheimer!

by L. King May 23, 2006

Jackitude

Where one of your mates or work collegues has a "Jack Bastard Attitude", or where they act like a jack bastard continuously with the same attitude towards you.

"cor blimey Dave has a bit of a jackitude today."

by dannyboy1373 December 31, 2007

Cracker Jacker

A black gay man that either is only attracted to or only hits on white guys

Friend: Hey, you think that guy is cute?
Black guy: No, I'm only into white guys
Friend: You're such a Cracker Jacker

by CGOLDS15 July 25, 2010

ball jacked

While sitting on a Porta-John taking a dump, a prankster drops a rock down the venilation shaft of said Porta-John, thus splashing the shit of many others upon the balls of the occupant.

I was taking a shit at the Old Pueblo and got ball jacked by the drunken fuck camping next to me.

by Tio Innocente April 17, 2009

Columbus Blue Jackets

The same team that swept the Tampa Bay Lightning last year. The same lightning that tied the record for most wins in a season.

Wait your saying the Columbus Blue Jackets won a playoff series?

by Tropicalfire April 1, 2020