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SIR

(StuckInReality)
“ not sir but mr (not stuck in reality but my reality)”
by Jslott July 17, 2022
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Sir Orbit Crunch

Sir Orbit Crunch - Someone positively undescribable. Start with a base of funny, add in dumb humor, next add in cute, lastly add in nice. Sir Orbit Crunch is an amazing person and you'd be lucky to have him as a friend.
Person 1: Bro Sir Orbit Crunch is so nice!
Person 2: I know! He's so funny!
by Sebsomeone. February 28, 2022
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Sir Orbit

An amazing person no matter what people say. To start off making this amazing person, begun with a base of funny af, next add on sweetness and niceness, lastly add in sexy. This man is a 1 in 7.8 billion chance and if you get to meet him you are lucky. Sir Orbit will always stick by your side no matter what. He isn't the smartest of the group but definitely is always the funniest. (Please approve this. My friend (Sir Orbit) is actually a really nice guy.)
Person 1: Bro Sir Orbit is so funny!
Person 2: Not to mention his super nice!
by Sebsomeone. February 28, 2022
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sir grump

Sir Grump devirginized all members of an alliance, both male and female.
by Evil ZsiZsi August 31, 2017
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Sir Fucktard

Sir Fucktard is a person who will fuck anything up by just being associated with a situation. This includes relationships, work activities, social activities and life in general. Sir Fucktard plays them self up to be the most privileged asshole around and you are always beneath them. They also will fuck up your work day with incompetence and laziness. In social aspects, Sir Fucktard gets eye rolls at the bar and people tend to flee them like a wet fart.
1. Sir Fucktard just ruined my weekend by not doing his daily systems maintenance.. asshole. 2. This guy just tried to hit on me at the bar but his douche bag vibe came off like a Sir Fucktard.
by EmailTechSupport July 21, 2017
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Sir Davison

Sir is a African American man who has a large penis and cares about people’s feelings very much don’t make him mad or he will fuck your mom, Sexiest darkskins every, Huge dick, good kisser, great smile, monster in the bed
by sirsgf February 22, 2023
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Lal sir

The myth. The legend! A real top G
Lal is lal, oru kaatil oru simham mathi!
If he's your class teacher ur one lucky mf.
If you don't do lal sir's practice sheet dont worry we will arrange your funeral
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