purple paint job

Sucking on ones penis to the point of serious purple like bruising on the head of the penis.

some bitch is offering a purple paint job on craigs list.

by shasha34 February 1, 2010

Paint your ears

When you say something that you know the other person just wants to hear. It may not be the truth but it makes them feel better.

It's kind of sugar-coating your response to the other person or subject.

“If you don't want me to tell you the truth, then I'll just paint your ears.” Or, “I don’t care what you say, I think you did a great job.”
paint ears paint your ears ears paint ears paint paint your your ears

by GMoneyGrill June 3, 2016

mexican face paint

during intercourse, when one substitutes another's face for a canvas, deploys massive amounts of fecal matter upon it, then uses their erected penial instrument as a utensil of artistic expression

so...your mother and i tried something new last night. i gave her a mexican face paint...she loved it!

by tdogg6940 October 28, 2009

painting your nails

guaranteed to get you pussy

i saw brad painting his nails bruh... thats so gay
nah man he got laid after he did that. if you ever want pussy you gotta be painting your nails

by dicklicker3000 May 18, 2021

paint dat ho

When a male reaches orgasm he directs the flow of his semen all over the female's body, typically using vertical paintbrush motions. Ejaculation may be directed at the females face.

Lil' Rapper: I said bitch, drop it real low
Ugh, watch me paint dat ho
Young Rapper: Hit her wit dat whitewash
dat whitewash

by rkt5 May 23, 2010

Alaskan Paint Job

Receiving a lap dance and the stripper leaves a skid mark behind.

I went to the strip club for a lap dance and ended up leaving with an Alaskan Paint Job.

by tj2x May 12, 2011

Filipino paint job

after the completion of sloppy anal sex, feces remaining on the penis of the "painter" is smeared on the back of the recipient. It is then "white washed" with the semen of the painter.

Two hours after eating at Taco Bell, and fifteen minutes into some hot anal action, Ramone puled out and gave that whore a Filipino paint job.

by rmarion February 25, 2010