hoofy j's

hand jobs from a very repulsive, male or female. As if they were a pig like animal

Ally regrets getting plenty of hoofy j's from that nasty pig lavie

by spawnfreak23 June 20, 2012

hoop hottie

A girl who has a thing for/hooks up with Basketball players

Guy: So Jamie's hooked up with three of the guys from the team?

Other guy: I'd tap that, she's a hoop hottie.

by The Og Hoop Hottie December 15, 2013

hooped earrings

a big circle plonked on your ear.

look at that chav's with them massive hooped earrings.

by E.Q AND P.C February 6, 2014

Hooky booger

Picking and unwilling persons nose against their will

Jack and joe held me down while bob gave me a hooky booger.

by Bigdaddy2001 November 14, 2014

hoopiu

a boy/girl that looks dumb but is actually smart.

People dont realize he is really a hoopiu.

by sphreax November 22, 2014

hoopono

A man usually with a small penis but is very funny and usually is gay

Hoopono is gay

by killer 32125689900064331111578 March 30, 2015

Hooping cough

The cough one gets from the insertion of an item into the anus.

"I was stashing some drugs up my ass and got mad hooping cough!"

by FionaB June 28, 2015