hoopahompanus

a hoe or someone who sleeps with multiple people and has multiple children.

"Greg walked in the club and yelled, "Where's all the hoopahompanus's at?"

by Primoisms November 30, 2015

hoons

to be cute and perfect

Hi hoons your so cuuttteeee

by hoons December 4, 2015

Hoop Drawer

Someone who can't bring themselves to jump through hoops for carrots. Instead they draw their own hoops. These people are typically found in upper management, or in the creative department being shit upon jizz money.

He's a hoop drawer, or as he puts it. He earned his degree between two pints of America's Finest Lager.

by Slick Lion January 20, 2016

hoopdock

Tounhinged butthole with your lover

Let's hoopdock tonight

"HOOOOPDOOOCKKK"

by Vacuumsealing June 15, 2016

hoodster

A low class ghetto rat from the hood.

Oh, look at Floyd Mayweather, that hoodster woman beating low life trash.

by Manos De Piedra June 4, 2016

hoop over

Whoopin someone in basketball so well that they are basically 4 ft while you are 6 ft.

David got hella hooped over.
I can hoop over you.

by D.O.A / xItzTheName October 3, 2016

hooosband

A playful way to say husband.

Hooosband, where are you?

by Loudulelululu February 22, 2017