Joking Ghost

The act of ejaculating on someone while they are sleeping without being caught.

Girlfriend: "I woke up covered in jizz, what the fuck!?"

Boyfriend: "Call some paranormal investigators, I'm pretty sure you room is haunted by a joking ghost"

by jewCjuice October 13, 2010

Holy Ghost Ride

Praying while operating a vehicle.

Batman: “Religious extremists have taken the pilot hostage and are about to crash into Six Flags.”

Robin: “Holy Ghost Ride Batman!”

by Kevotard January 2, 2011

the ghost buster

when you pee in between your girls legs while she is peeing named that cause you can't cross streams

me and my girl did the ghost buster the other day

by dan akroyd September 1, 2014

boner ghost

When one lays a tissue over their erect penis and proceeds to fly it about the room in a ghostly manner

George had a cracking time seducing Joe with the antics of his boner ghost.

by meldon888 December 5, 2015

coke ghost

When someone takes money to split cocaine and then never comes back to share

'Buddy took $50 from me and lo and behold motherfucka became the coke ghost and never came back'

by Thief Ledger September 7, 2018

Platonically ghosted

Being platonically ghosted is just the same as being ghosted, but by a friend rather than a partner.

Dude guess what? My BFF just platonically ghosted me.

by megabruhmoments November 14, 2020

Greek Ghost

When you put a bedsheet over a girl and cum all over her while she is screaming

Nick gave Helen a Greek Ghost last night.

by auxzq May 26, 2021