Ghetto Hands

When you see a person who is obviously from an urban area, such as a ghetto, and as they are speaking, they use their hands to help them annunciate EVERY SINGLE SYLLABLE that comes out of their mouths. One of their hands are closed into a fist, denoting rage, and the other hand is open, so the slapping noise makes their points come across more clearly. Most often than not, women of urban cultures use this tactic, as this tactic usually counters the urban male as he says 'Ya know what I'm sayin' approximately 16 times per sentence.

I only watch the morning talk shows, just to see the girls from the 'hood display their ghetto hands, as they repeat themselves and make no sense at all.

Ouch! Your ghetto hands must really hurt, Shanaynay........you were making a lot of good points just now!!!!

by carlipet September 22, 2009

getting freaky

To have sex. Having sex of the freaky/crazy variety.

Becky:"Do you hear the neighbors having crazy sex?"
Jamal:"Yeah, they're definitely getting freaky."

by DopeEthiop January 7, 2016

grocery getter

A car primarily used for transporting groceries, as the name implies. It can also be used to refer to a car used for A-B transport only.

My daily car's nothing special - it's a bone stock grocery getter.

by mang jose November 26, 2010

Getting Mud for the Turtle

To engage in anal intercourse; to insert one's penis into another's rectum.

I accidently walked in on Dad and Aunt Gloria. he had her bent over and was getting mud for the turtle. I may need to seek therapy.

by Blenderhead91 April 9, 2009

ghetto life

Where you and three other friends order from the Dollar Menu at McDonalds. Then all four of you take out your change and you barely have enough to get one of those huge 69 cents sodas.

Cashier: Hi, how may I help you?
Customer: Can I get a cheeseburger?
Cashier: Yes, that will be $1.67 please. Is there anything else you would like to order?
Customer: Oh wait, I don't have $1.67.
Cashier: Well you can get the double cheeseburger, it's on the Dollar Menu and it's only $1.07 including tax.
Customer: Okay! I'll get that!

Customer One: I want a soda, but I don't have enough money to get one.
Customer Two: Ohh get one of those huge 69 cents soda they got here.
Customer Three: Yeah! Those are huge!
Customer One: But I still don't have enough...
Customer Four: Here I got some change.
*All four customers finally dig out a total of 68 cents and when they order it they beg the cashier to chip in a penny*

That is the way of ghetto life.

by Henry 81 July 12, 2007

ghetto pizza

A slice of bread (preferably Wonderbread™) topped with ketchup, a slice of American cheese and microwaved for 45 seconds. Typically used in periods between welfare when money is tighter than usual.

"Damn Leroy! All dis crack's done givin' me the MUNCHIES!"
"Chillax Tyrone, we just cook ourselves up some of the ghetto pizza!"
"Oo boy, jus' like mama used to make!"

by Blutorse4792 February 25, 2008

getting your dick wet

the experience of having sex or fucking with a chick or lady, especially when your penis or cock contacts some hot, wet pussy

"What's the problem with you, dude? Haven't you been getting your dick wet lately?"

by bongoman January 1, 2008