GEEKER GREASE

THE SLIMEY RESUDUE THAT FORMS ON UR FACE & RUNS INTO YOUR EYES AFTER BEIN UP 4 DAYS AND BURNS YOUR EYE'S

MY EYES ARE BURNING I RUBED GEEKER GREASE IN THEM

by labbers November 10, 2009

Beat Grease

Lotion, or k y jelly used for wacking off.

Dude! That chick last night did not use enough beat grease...now i have dick burn!

by Ty7777 April 19, 2010

Hooker Grease

A mixture of tar, gasoline, lube and semen commonly found on prostitutes.

The hooker grease helped the prostitute squeeze her way through the bathroom window whilst running from the cops.

by Hooker4LifeBiotch July 13, 2012

slow grease

1. n. the name for both the substance and the moment at which you have realized that you have shit your pants, but it has yet to leak out of your anus to ruin your best underwear and your day.

Those chicken livers I had last night must have been bad because this morning when I dropped ass the ol slow grease dribbled out and ruined me favorite drawers.

by Doc Guitar November 6, 2014

real grease trap

To be very serious, with no alternatives. To say for real. No joke.

"Yo when my nigga come home, it's on "real grease trap".

by June of New Haven April 18, 2014

happy grease

Pre-cum

When you get jerked you become happy therefore you let loose you naturally occurring lubricant know as pre-cum or happy grease

"When she jerked me, I let out my happy grease so she could live my dick up!"

by Fappypotatopancake February 18, 2015

a grease

Something the cat drags in

Look what the cat dragged in A GREASE

by My handle on things is a good August 17, 2016